Cheerful Fun Apple Juice Jokes for Lovely Laughter
Why do doctors recommend apple juice?
Cause OJ will kill you.
4 out of 5 urologists...
...smell their apple juice before they drink it.
Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?
Alexa- apple juice
You know why I drink apple juice?
Because OJ will kill you
I asked my kids, "Why isn't an iPhone charger...?"
"...called Apple Juice?!"
Earlier today I really needed a drink to quench my thirst and apple juice wasn't really doing it for me
but OJ did it
Three men are walking in the desert.
Three men are walking in the desert, all dehydrated.
They approach a slide with an empty paddling pool beneath it with a wizard standing nearby.
Wizard: This slide is magical. When you slide down it, you can say a drink of your choosing and the paddling pool will fill up with that drink.
The first guy slides down and says "Water!" and the pool is full of water.
The second guy slides down and says "Apple Juice!" and the pool is full of apple juice.
The third guy slides down and says "Wee!"
They're teaching apple juicing down the road from me, but it got cancelled before I could go.
It was a pressing issue.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
She wanted apple juice.
What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?
apple juice
The other day, I ran out of apple juice
But I had a big box full of apples at home, so I thought I would try to make some myself.
I stared at that box for over an hour and nothing happened. Then I looked at the empty juice bottle again, and on the label it said "not from concentrate."
Boy did I feel foolish
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Why isn't the iPhone charger...
....not called Apple Juice ?
Drink apple juice
OJ will kill you
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
With your current salary what Apple product can you buy?
Apple juice
Why did the customer drink the apple juice?
Although she had ordered orange juice, she noticed that the restaurant was busy, and wasn't Karen about it.
My one problem with the recent Apple event.
They could've called AirPower "Apple Juice".
Why did all the wives start drinking apple juice.
because O.J. will kill you.
How did the bug fetishist drink her apple juice?
She put a spider in cider.
What does an iPhone drink for energy?
Apple juice.
What happens if you put an iphone in the blender?
You get Apple juice.
Why do you get when you put an iPhone into a blender?
Apple juice
A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar...
The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi orders an apple juice and the Scientologist orders a lawsuit for libel, slander and defamation.
if apple had named battery acid
it would probably be called "apple juice"
What do iPhones use for battery?
Apple juice
What do you call Peter Parker after he drinks fermented apple juice?
The Amazing CiderMan
With your current balance, which Apple products you could buy?
Apple Juice
When given the option, always go for apple juice.
O.J will kill ya.
What do iPhones like to drink?
Apple Juice
Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges?
He didn't like the juice.
Why don't boobies make apple juice?
BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A "PEAR" AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
What do you charge an iPhone with?
Apple juice!
The next person who asks me for a mixture of apple juice, pineapple juice and lemon juice is gonna get a punch.
Ecks dee
Yesterday I cut my Adam's apple while shaving. What a mess.
There was apple juice everywhere.
If you have roomates, vegetable oil, and apple juice. Here's a tip. Always check to see if they're switched around.
You do not want to drink apple juice.
