I would say that they both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs, but I shouldn't compare apples to oranges.
It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Plastic Explosives.
The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.
Yes, it was an Apple.
But with an extremely limited memory.
Just one byte.
Then everything crashed.
And those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.
"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"
"Nonsense!" Replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"
The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
The man answers: "Wow, how did you know?"
Cashier: "Because you're ugly."
For the watch
It's already run out of battery.
Does that make you an iWitness?
It's not my fault they don't have Windows
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Or a pharmacy, or maybe a shoe store.
...bought one apple for a dollar with my savings. Then I went out on the street and sold it there for two dollars. With the two dollars I bought two apples for 1$ each and again sold them for 2 dollars each. Now I've had 4 dollars and was able to buy 4 apples, which, you may have guessed, I sold for 2 dollars each. Now I've had 8 dollars and I bought 8 apples and so on and so on...
A few days later my aunt died and I inherited her assets.
To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The disgruntled designer told them "Jack off".
The marketing department found the idea fantastic.
He adjusts the volume.
Now we know why the iPhone 6 can't stay straight
The Chargers suck.
$25k worth of merchandise was stolen. The police said that they will get both computers back.
The apple, the emo is stopped by the rope.
The iTit is considered a major social break through since women have always complained that men stare at their breasts but never listen to them.
Would it release nine eleven next year
Edit : my first 24 hours top 10 thanks all
when they call it an iPhone 6+ and it's only 5.5 inches.
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Does that make you an iWitness?
Because they're made exclusively for cunts.
It was an apple, and a very bad one at that. It only took one byte for everything to crash.
A Steve Job
But it looks like apple beat me to it.
Turns out they are already making overpriced toys for assholes
You cum in cider.
Police are confident they can recover both the stolen machines.
but I think I can't compete with Apple selling overpriced stuff for assholes.
They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
Another one would have been an XS
He got fired.
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