Apple Jacks Jokes

Funniest Apple Jacks Short Jokes

Short apple jacks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The apple jacks humour may include short jacks jokes also.

1. iPhone's from the future. 2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack
   2017: iPhone 8=no battery
   2018: iPhone 9=no screen
   2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000
2. Earliest-known Ten Commandments tablet sells at auction for $850000 Bumping Apple off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack.
3. Me: Hey, can I have an Iphone 7 please? Apple guy: Possibly... What's your name?
   Me: Jack
   Apple guy: Sorry, no jacks.
4. TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
5. The iPhone 7 and later models don't have a 3.5mm headphone jack. What do you call them? ROTTEN APPLES!!
6. Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!
7. I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7 Because you can have apples with your jacks
8. Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack.
9. So Toby went to prison for eating apple Jacks Turns out Toby was a cereal killer
10. Apple likes to leave things out of their products. The phone I bough from them doesn't have a headphone jack... and the car I bought from them doesn't have windows.

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Apple Jacks One Liners

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1. What do Apple and Titanic have in common? They both killed Jack.
2. Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack
3. The New Apple Card Deck only has 48 Cards They left out the jacks
4. Why is Apple not very good at cards? All it can do is remove all the Jacks...
5. What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast? Apple Jacks
6. Will the new Apple car have windows? No. And it won't have a jack either.
7. What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks
8. Apple once made an iPhone with a headphone jack... It was very 6S-ful
9. Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks
10. What is Apple's favorite song? "Hit the Road Jack"
11. Apple ditches the headphone jack. ... and don't you come back no more, no more, no more !
12. What do Apple and Rose have in common? They both lost jack.
13. What did Samsung say to Apple? You don't no jack!
14. Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards They removed all the Jacks
15. I'm so done with Apple products! Their phones can't do jack...

Apple Jacks Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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