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  1. iPhone's from the future. 2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack
    2017: iPhone 8=no battery
    2018: iPhone 9=no screen
    2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000
  2. Earliest-known Ten Commandments tablet sells at auction for $850000 Bumping Apple off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack.
  3. Me: Hey, can I have an Iphone 7 please? Apple guy: Possibly... What's your name?
    Me: Jack
    Apple guy: Sorry, no jacks.
  4. TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
  5. The iPhone 7 and later models don't have a 3.5mm headphone jack. What do you call them? ROTTEN APPLES!!
  6. Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!
  7. I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7 Because you can have apples with your jacks
  8. Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack.
  9. So Toby went to prison for eating apple Jacks Turns out Toby was a cereal killer
  10. Apple likes to leave things out of their products. The phone I bough from them doesn't have a headphone jack... and the car I bought from them doesn't have windows.

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  1. What do Apple and Titanic have in common? They both killed Jack.
  2. Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack
  3. The New Apple Card Deck only has 48 Cards They left out the jacks
  4. Why is Apple not very good at cards? All it can do is remove all the Jacks...
  5. What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast? Apple Jacks
  6. Will the new Apple car have windows? No. And it won't have a jack either.
  7. What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks
  8. Apple once made an iPhone with a headphone jack... It was very 6S-ful
  9. Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks
  10. What is Apple's favorite song? "Hit the Road Jack"
  11. Apple ditches the headphone jack. ... and don't you come back no more, no more, no more !
  12. What do Apple and Rose have in common? They both lost jack.
  13. What did Samsung say to Apple? You don't no jack!
  14. Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards They removed all the Jacks
  15. I'm so done with Apple products! Their phones can't do jack...

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A tree has 15 apples so Joe jacks one off

The tree still has 15 apples.

Worst part of today's Apple conference

They killed the headphone jack like they killed Harambe

Did you hear that Apple is removing the 3.5mm headphone jack?

I think it's pretty jacked up.

Apple woke up their lead designer in the middle of the night

To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The disgruntled designer told them "j**...".
The marketing department found the idea fantastic.

Apple's new f**...

They're jacking off all their new phones!
This is my first joke, I'm sorry in advance.

Did you know apples used to have a 3.5mm audio jack?

it was a core feature...........

How did the serpent tempt Eve to eat the apple ?

By jacking off.

What did the Apple Phone designer do when he got home?


Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

We should be more appreciative of Apple.

We don't have to do jumping jacks anymore, just jumping.

AMA! Hi, my name is Jack...

...and I recently got fired from Apple.

Leave Apple alone!

All they wanted to do was j**....

why did Apple included the jack dongle

Because they wanted you to jack it off.

Apple cut their headphone jack, now...

Samsung Blew Up!

Eve took the apple from the Tree of Knowledge, and said...

"b**...! It hasn't got a headphone jack!"

What's Apple's way to go about things transitioning from iPhone 6 to 7?

Do nothing, just j**...

Hey girl, is your name Apple?

Because you give me the courage to j**....

Apple has a huge news announcement tomorrow...

The introduction of the headphone jack.

I brought an iPhone today

But Apple didn't give a jack