Apple Iphone Jokes

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Why do Chinese people love IPhones and Apple products?

Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.

(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post)

Apple woke up their lead designer in the middle of the night

To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The disgruntled designer told them "Jack off".
The marketing department found the idea fantastic.

The CEO of Apple came out gay...

Now we know why the iPhone 6 can't stay straight

If apple released iphone 8 and 10 this year

Would it release nine eleven next year

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You know Apple is run by men...

when they call it an iPhone 6+ and it's only 5.5 inches.

Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung:

They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.

There's iPod, iMac, iPhone...

and Apple watch, because iWatch sounds way too creepy.

Apple Iphone joke, There's iPod, iMac, iPhone...

An Apple Store in Minneapolis reported losing $200,000 in inventory to riot-related theft.

'Thankfully the looters took nothing but two iPhones' the store's associate manager said.

Apple is advertising the new iPhone as "The most powerful four inches ever."

I can't believe they stole my slogan.

When is an Iphone not an Apple?

When there's two of them. Then it's a pear.

Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend

I guess you can say it was a 6S

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Did you hear that Apple is coming out with YET ANOTHER new iPhone model?

Critics are calling it the iPhone Xs.


Why didn't Adam buy Eve the new iPhone?

Because Apple products are really expensive.

I asked my kids, "Why isn't an iPhone charger...?"

"...called Apple Juice?!"

iPhone's from the future.

2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack

2017: iPhone 8=no battery

2018: iPhone 9=no screen

2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000

Apple Iphone joke, iPhone's from the future.

You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...

They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.

You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.

Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation

Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.

Soon enough, Apple will make the brilliant move of following a big trend in the gaming industry...

..."remastering" the ORIGINAL iPhone rather than releasing a new model.

Apple have talked about their most recent iPhone recently,

The sales team seems to think it was a huge 6s

Me: Hey, can I have an Iphone 7 please?

Apple guy: Possibly... What's your name?
Me: Jack
Apple guy: Sorry, no jacks.

Forget Apple slowing down old iPhones..

God is slowing down old humans!

The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, Snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year?


An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Because no-one can afford an iPhone AND medical insurance.

The Red iPhone is here...

It took them 10 years to finally be like an apple

Why can't the math nerd ever use the smartphone developed by Apple?

Because the iPhone is imaginary for him.

Apple Iphone joke, Why can't the math nerd ever use the smartphone developed by Apple?

I have Apple appliances in every room of my home.

In addition everyone in my household owns an iPhone, iPad or both. We are pretty diligent about keeping all of the devices synchronized with each other. All, except for some reason, the kitchen.

I guess you could say, everything but the kitchen's synch'd.

You could say the smell of a new Apple product is...

Scent from my iPhone

Why isn't the iPhone charger...

....not called Apple Juice ?

I was talking with my dad this morning in the kitchen

Me: My car is still having trouble starting. It starts but it turns over a few times before actually starting. I'm gonna have to check it out

Dad: That's not good. It'd be great in an iPhone, but not in your car

Me: ?

Dad: Well everybody loves apple turnovers

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

I bought my first brand new iPhone and I was so excited

My friends had been telling me how much they love their's but mine's been nothing but trouble from WiFi problems to dropped calls to rebooting out of nowhere. I'm starting to think my friends lied to me or maybe I just got a bad apple.

It's only a matter of time before Apple borrows from trends in the gaming industry... remastering the first iPhone instead of releasing the iPhone 11.

People buying Apple products are so dumb.

Sent from my iPhone.

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

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