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- The oldest laptop can be traced back to Adam and Eve An Apple with very limited memory (1 Byte), single core and OS written in Python.
- I used to live right in the core of the Big Apple. Unfortunately I had to move because it was a bit too seedy.
- I watched a documentary on the hidden life of apple poachers I'm not sure if it's legit, but it shook me to my core.
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- If an apple exercises... Is it a core workout?
- What do you call it when apples have a heart-to-heart talk? Core-spondence
- I experienced a virtual rollercoaster while eating an apple. Shook me to the core.
- Where do apples get their moral values Core beliefs
- I was reading a book on non-sequiturs Turns out apple cores are edible.
- What do you call a hypothetically sliced apple? A core concept.
- What happened to the programmer who ate an entire apple? He dumped core.
- How do you find an apple with multiple cores? Buy a Mac.
- Did you know apples used to have a 3.5mm audio jack? it was a core feature...........
- Why did the apple do sit-ups? He wanted to work on his core!
- I like my women like I like my apples... Rotten to the core and easy to smash
- Why didn't the guitar player eat the whole apple? Too h**....
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I was cutting into an apple the other day and the knife broke as it reached the centre.
... that's pretty h**....
I keep getting fired...
...and every time it happens, I walk into the Human Resources manager's office to find an alien sitting there coring apples with its pharyngeal jaws. Starting to see a pattern, I've come up with a device that will let me know *before* I enter the office, so I can merely pack up my things and go. I call it the HR Giger Counter.
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Two policemen are walking through a park and see how a young man is putting an apple core in a plastic bag.
Then he takes another apple, eats it and puts the core in the bag again.
So they approach him: "Excuse me, why do you return the apple cores back in the plastic bag when there's a garbage bin next to you?"
He says: "When I get home, I'll take the apple seeds out of them and eat them. It boosts my intelligence."
"Is that true?"
"If you want, you can have these two apple cores for $4."
So they buy them and eat them. An hour later one of them says:
"Dude, we're s**.... We bought two apple cores for 4 bucks when we'd be able to buy 3 pounds of apples!"
The other replies: "Oh my god, it works!"