Following is our collection of Apple Cider jokes which are very funny. There are some apple cider jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apple cider puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Because her client came in cider.
Son: "Dad where did I come from?"
Dad: "One day your mother and I were walking through an apple orchard..."
Son *rolls eyes*: "And you grabbed an apple not far from a tr..."
Dad: "I slipped in cider."
I came in cider.
I just love the feeling of being in cider.
She let me come in cider
To get to the other cider heheheh
I agreed, and I replied that I am her apple indeed, because I would very much like to be in cider
An in cider
In cider trading.
It's probably because I came in cider.
The slogan is "All the girls love a Dickens Cider"
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It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?
She put a spider in cider.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a wiener in cider.
I was of course, trying to sleep with this girl.
So in order to impress her, I filled up my bathtub with fermented apples and alcohol.
I was trying to get...in-cider.
I'll call it Apple Suicider
There was a young lady from Ryde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
Inside the lamented,
the apple fermented,
and made cider inside her insides.
To get to the other cider.
I didn't realize how crazy she really was until she put me in cider
My only complaint was I didn't get to be in cider.
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's Cider.
Finally they'll get to be in cider
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