The Best 23 Apple Cider Jokes

Following is our collection of Apple Cider jokes which are very funny. There are some apple cider jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apple cider puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Why did the prostitute get angry after having sex in an apple orchard?

Because her client came in cider.

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

Son: "Dad where did I come from?"

Dad: "One day your mother and I were walking through an apple orchard..."

Son *rolls eyes*: "And you grabbed an apple not far from a tr..."

Dad: "I slipped in cider."

I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard,

I came in cider.

Apple Cider joke, I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard,

When I'm having sex with a woman I prefer to do it atop a pile of fermented apples…

I just love the feeling of being in cider.

Today I slept with a girl in an apple orchard...

She let me come in cider


Why did the chicken cross the apple orchard?

To get to the other cider heheheh

My wife calls me "her apple."

I agreed, and I replied that I am her apple indeed, because I would very much like to be in cider

Apple Cider joke, My wife calls me "her apple."

What do you call a spy that sell apples?

An in cider

Local Apple grower was sent to federal prison this week...

In cider trading.

I had sex with a girl at an apple orchid and she ended up getting pregnant...

It's probably because I came in cider.

The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land

The slogan is "All the girls love a Dickens Cider"

Top Apple Cider Puns and Funny Jokes

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Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.

It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?

How did the bug fetishist drink her apple juice?

She put a spider in cider.

Does anyone have a recipe for sausage and apples?

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a wiener in cider.

I was trying to impress this girl

I was of course, trying to sleep with this girl.
So in order to impress her, I filled up my bathtub with fermented apples and alcohol.
I was trying to get...in-cider.

I'm gonna make apple cider using only apples that fell from the tree.

I'll call it Apple Suicider

Apple Cider joke, I'm gonna make apple cider using only apples that fell from the tree.

There was a young lady from Ryde

There was a young lady from Ryde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
Inside the lamented,
the apple fermented,
and made cider inside her insides.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

I once went out with a girl that was obsessed with apples

I didn't realize how crazy she really was until she put me in cider


I just went to the apple orchard with my girlfriend...

My only complaint was I didn't get to be in cider.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Which company makes the best apple cider?

Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's Cider.

These two brothers had been chasing her all summer, so she finally relented and agreed to their odd, but innocent sounding request take a hot apple juice bath with them.

Finally they'll get to be in cider

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