Apple And Pear Jokes

Funniest Apple And Pear Short Jokes

Short apple and pear jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The apple and pear humour may include short apples pears jokes also.

1. Gave my daughter an apple for breakfast this morning 🍎 She said she only likes pears!
   So I gave her another apple. 🍎🍎
2. A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear.
3. I gave my friend an apple, and he told me he preferred pears. So I gave him another apple.
4. My mate quit the rat race to become an apple farmer, and now he's whining about how much work it is. So I told him to just grow a pear.
5. Steve jobs goes to Heaven.. .. As he steps up to the pearly gates, St. Peter looks at him with a frown on his face, points downwards and says: You know how we feel about Apples up here.
6. My doctor told me I had to add more apples, pears, and berries to my diet It was a fruitful checkup.
7. Why couldn't the apples go to the homecoming dance? Because only PEARS were allowed! get it? pears! ok bye..
8. Apple literally named their company after an Apple 🍎 But then expect you to pear your Airpods? 🍐
9. What did the apple say to the pear? No idea. I figured if anyone knew what fruits talked about it would be you.
   Aaaannnd here come the downvotes...
10. Watermelon cantaloupe But apple pears

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Apple And Pear One Liners

Which apple and pear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with apple and pear? I can suggest the ones about pears and apple.

1. I told my neighbor I was too scared to grow an apple tree. He said grow a pear.
2. Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear.
3. I used to weep over my poor apple harvest. Then I grew a pear.
4. I tried to put two apples together But then I got a pear
5. My neighbor says he is too afraid to plant an apple tree. I told him, "Grow a pear"!
6. When is an Iphone not an Apple? When there's two of them. Then it's a pear.
7. What do you say to someone too scared to plant apples ? Grow a pear.
8. I know you can't compare apples to oranges... ...but two apples do make a pear.
9. My buddy told me he was too afraid to grow apples. I was like, bro, grow a pear.
10. What do you call two apples next to each other? A pear.
11. What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure.
12. Why can't you connect 2 speakers at the same time to an apple device? They work in pears.
13. Why can't fruit be compared? Apples and oranges cannot be peared.
14. Why don't boobies make apple juice? BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A "PEAR" AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
15. My mum is allergic to apples and pears That's why we live in a bungalow

Apple And Pear Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about apple and pear you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean apple fruit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make apple and pear pranks.