Applaud Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Applaud jokes. There are some applaud salute jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these applaud timidly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing & Witty Applaud Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask....

How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Trump just says it's fixed and the rest of them sit in the dark and applaud

When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud...

That takes some guts.

I applaud all the women who don't shave down there

That's a level of self confidence I can really get behind.

Can we applaud David s**... for not having any allegations of s**... advances?

Consensual ones included.

I'd really like to applaud my doctor. The symptoms of my gonorrhea are finally starting to go away.

::slow clap::

I applauded a mosquito…

suffice it to say it was flattered.

why can't a squirrel change a lightbulb?

If you can get it i applaud you good person!

I for one applaud Melania Trump for trying to assimilate to American culture.

She plagiarizes like the best of us.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the applaud stage puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working applaud ovation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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