Appetizing Jokes
44 appetizing jokes and hilarious appetizing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about appetizing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Appetizing Short Jokes
Short appetizing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The appetizing humour may include short jokes also.
- Why did the German doomsday prepper order an appetizer? He wanted to prepare for the wurst.
- I love Indian food But I'm always hesitant about the appetizers. It seems like a lot of them would be naan-starters.
- Why shouldn't you bother to order a flatbread appetizer from an Indian restaurant? It will be a naan starter.
- The restaurant critic wrote that the appetizer was unexceptional It was par for the course
- A working class man goes to a fancy restaurant He just finished ordering his appetizer when the waiter asks "Entreé?". The man says "No! On a plate!"
- My mom made Rumaki as an appetizer for Valentine's Day... so I didn't just have one date, I had four.
- What did Caesar say when he found out someone laced his raw vegetable appetizer with E. coli? Et tu crudite'?
- I took a girl to an Indian restaurant and ordered the flatbread basket for an appetizer. My date criticized my choice and stormed out. Something about me being a naan starter.
- I heard a rumor that a certain 17th century metaphysical poet was cheap... But who wants to tip a waitress who insists, before one has even finished the appetizer, that he must be Donne.
- There should be a show where cops sit around a restaurant table order appetizers and tell cop stories. The could call it "Law and hors d'oeuvres"
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Appetizing One Liners
Which appetizing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with appetizing? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer? Seizure Salad.
- At an Indian restaurant, can you order bread as an appetizer? Or is that a naan-starter?
- What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people? Gaelic Bread
- Why don't Italian appetizers remember you? 'Cause they Foccacia!
- What do you call somebody who comes between a cannibal and their meal? An appetizer.
- I don't like appetizers at Indian restaurants... they're mostly naan starters.
- What do you call equine appetizers? horse d'oeuvres
- What do you call an appetizer made with duck? Pregame.
- What do alligators call human children? Appetizers.
- What's an African's least favorite appetizer? E - Bola Soup
- What do you call a brothel that serves appetizers to its patrons? *w**... d'oeuvre*
Appetizing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about appetizing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make appetizing pranks.
A black hole and a nebula go out to lunch...
A black hole and a nebula are at a restaurant. The nebula orders a ginormous amount of food and the black hole only orders a drink and a small appetizer.
The nebula says the the black hole, "Are you sure you don't want more?"
The black hole replies, "Nah, I eat light"
A couple are dining at a German restaurant...
A couple are dining at a German restaurant, and so far it has been awful. The appetizers were cold, the beer was warm, and the main course has been in preparation for over two hours.
They call over their waitress to complain about the appetizers and the beer, and to ask where their entrees are.
She frowns and replies, "The wurst is yet to come."
The Appetizer
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Here's your beer and a complimentary plate of roasted mushrooms that I picked out in the woods behind the bar just this morning," the bartender says. "Wait, are these mushrooms even edible?" the guy asks. "Oh, come on. ALL mushrooms are edible," the bartender scoffs. "Some are just edible once."
First Date
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne...the works. Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?" "No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid, either."
A Couple Goes to a Chinese Restaurant...
They're feeling hungry but don't want to gorge themselves on appetizers, so when the waiter takes their initial order they ask for water and some light dumplings.
After some time, they notice that the room seems a bit darker. The waiter comes back for refills and asks How is everything?
The man replies Well, the atmosphere is nice but why isn't our appetizer here yet?
The waiter responds What appetizer? You only said you wanted the light dim sum!
We went for Indian food on our first date so I tried to get conversation going at the table by ordering appetizers...
Turns out that was a naan starter
After sushi, what green veggie appetizer did Anakin want once he finished choking Padme?
Padamame...
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it.
"Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"
Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch.
The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin.
The Jew smiles back.
The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression.
"Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!"
He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew."
The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again.
Furious, the anti-semite says, "Is that Jew just s**... or pretending to be?"
"Oh no, sir, he's the owner."
An anti-semite goes to a bar
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it. "Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!" Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch. The anti-semite! looks over at the Jew with a smug grin. The Jew smiles back. The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression. "Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!" He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew." The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again. Furious, the anti-semite says, "Is that Jew just s**... or pretending to be?" "Oh no, sir, he's the owner."
An anti-semite goes to a bar
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it.
"Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"
Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch.
The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin.
The Jew smiles back.
The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression.
"Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!"
He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew."
The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again.
Furious, the anti-semite says, "Is that Jew just s**... or pretending to be?"
"Oh no, sir, he's the owner."
An anti-semite goes to a bar
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it.
"Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"
Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch.
The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin.
The Jew smiles back.
The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression.
"Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!"
He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew."
The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again.
Furious, the anti-semite says, "Is that Jew just s**... or pretending to be?"
"Oh no, sir, he's the owner."
So a man walks into a butcher shop and eyes several of the finest steaks...
There are cuts of meat on shelves all throughout the store. The butcher likes how this man carries himself so he offers him a proposition. He says, "If you can grab the slab of meat on the shelf over there that you've been looking at since you got in here, you can have it for free. Otherwise you have to pay me $100."
The man thinks about this for a moment, seeing that the juicy appetizing steak is only a few shelves up, *maybe if I stretch I can grab it*...
But then he cracks and yells running out of the shop, "The stakes are too high!"