Appetizers Jokes

Following is our collection of diners humor and flatbread one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Appetizers puns for adults, dirty appy jokes or clean order gags for kids.

There is an abundance of takeout jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on appetizers. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any porterhouse witze you can hear about appetizers.

The Best jokes about Appetizers

A couple are dining at a German restaurant...

A couple are dining at a German restaurant, and so far it has been awful. The appetizers were cold, the beer was warm, and the main course has been in preparation for over two hours.

They call over their waitress to complain about the appetizers and the beer, and to ask where their entrees are.

She frowns and replies, "The wurst is yet to come."

First Date

A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne...the works. Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?" "No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid, either."

Why don't Italian appetizers remember you?

'Cause they Foccacia!

What do you call a brothel that serves appetizers to its patrons?

*Whores d'oeuvre*

I don't like appetizers at Indian restaurants...

they're mostly naan starters.


A Couple Goes to a Chinese Restaurant...

They're feeling hungry but don't want to gorge themselves on appetizers, so when the waiter takes their initial order they ask for water and some light dumplings.

After some time, they notice that the room seems a bit darker. The waiter comes back for refills and asks How is everything?

The man replies Well, the atmosphere is nice but why isn't our appetizer here yet?

The waiter responds What appetizer? You only said you wanted the light dim sum!

There should be a show where cops sit around a restaurant table order appetizers and tell cop stories.

The could call it "Law and hors d'oeuvres"

We went for Indian food on our first date so I tried to get conversation going at the table by ordering appetizers...

Turns out that was a naan starter

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

Joko Jokes