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A black hole and a nebula go out to lunch...
A black hole and a nebula are at a restaurant. The nebula orders a ginormous amount of food and the black hole only orders a drink and a small appetizer.
The nebula says the the black hole, "Are you sure you don't want more?"
The black hole replies, "Nah, I eat light"
What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?
Seizure Salad.
The Appetizer
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Here's your beer and a complimentary plate of roasted mushrooms that I picked out in the woods behind the bar just this morning," the bartender says. "Wait, are these mushrooms even edible?" the guy asks. "Oh, come on. ALL mushrooms are edible," the bartender scoffs. "Some are just edible once."
Why did the German doomsday prepper order an appetizer?
He wanted to prepare for the wurst.
At an Indian restaurant, can you order bread as an appetizer?
Or is that a naan-starter?
What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people?
Gaelic Bread
Why shouldn't you bother to order a flatbread appetizer from an Indian restaurant?
It will be a naan starter.
What do you call somebody who comes between a cannibal and their meal?
An appetizer.
The restaurant critic wrote that the appetizer was unexceptional
It was par for the course
A working class man goes to a fancy restaurant
He just finished ordering his appetizer when the waiter asks "Entreé?". The man says "No! On a plate!"
My mom made Rumaki as an appetizer for Valentine's Day...
so I didn't just have one date, I had four.
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What did Caesar say when he found out someone laced his raw vegetable appetizer with E. coli?
Et tu crudite'?
I don't like appetizers at Indian restaurants...
they're mostly naan starters.
I took a girl to an Indian restaurant and ordered the flatbread basket for an appetizer. My date criticized my choice and stormed out.
Something about me being a naan starter.
I heard a rumor that a certain 17th century metaphysical poet was cheap...
But who wants to tip a waitress who insists, before one has even finished the appetizer, that he must be Donne.
What do you call an appetizer made with duck?
Pregame.
