The Best 10 Appetite Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Appetite jokes. There are some appetite lust jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these appetite hungry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Appetite Jokes and Puns
A doctor goes to confession...
"Forgive me father for I have sinned."
The priest replies, "Tell me your sins my child."
The doctor says, "I slept with five of my patients. I know it was wrong, not mention unethical. Since it happened, I've barely been able to sleep and I have no appetite. I feel so guilty."
The priest consoles him saying, "You must learn to forgive yourself."
The man replies, "But how can I? How can I return from this sin?"
The priest says, "You're not the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you won't be last."
The man nods in consent while the priest absolves him. As they exit the confessional, the priest looks at the doctor and says, "I hate to ask, but seeing as you're a doctor, do you think that you could take a look at my throat, it's been sore for days."
The man replies, "I'd love to father, but I'm not that type of doctor. I'm a veterinarian."
105 Year Old Mae
Her granddaughter asked her how she lived so long, Mae replied "For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink Scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps."
"When do you drink water?" the granddaughter asked
"I've never been that sick."
What did the skeleton say before they ate their meal?
Bone appetite.
(7 year old told me this today).
I started two diet plans today
Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite.
A group of 100 people dressed up as Vikings, promoting the new exhibition at the Smithsonian, was seen parading in front of the White House today.
Famously uncivilised, destructive and rapacious, with an almost insatiable appetite for rough sex and heavy drinking, the US Senators nonetheless came out to watch the parade.
Q.What do Skeletons say before eating? A: Bone Appetite.
Q.What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.
Did you know the saying "to work up an appetite" originated from back when people would become hungry as the result of physical labor AND THEN consume food? Wow, the more you know!
These days, I've just been saying, "Man, I really jerked up the ability to binge-eat an entire carrot cake."
Which country has the biggest appetite?
Hungary.
What fantasy create has the biggest appetite?
Goblins, because they keep gobbling and gobbling
What's Pink, has a big appetite, and squeaks
Kirby. You were expecting a pig, but I didn't mention a snout , ears, or a curly pink tail.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the appetite portion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working appetite libido piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.