Uplifting Appetite Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
A doctor goes to confession...
"Forgive me father for I have sinned."
The priest replies, "Tell me your sins my child."
The doctor says, "I slept with five of my patients. I know it was wrong, not mention unethical. Since it happened, I've barely been able to sleep and I have no appetite. I feel so guilty."
The priest consoles him saying, "You must learn to forgive yourself."
The man replies, "But how can I? How can I return from this sin?"
The priest says, "You're not the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you won't be last."
The man nods in consent while the priest absolves him. As they exit the confessional, the priest looks at the doctor and says, "I hate to ask, but seeing as you're a doctor, do you think that you could take a look at my t**..., it's been sore for days."
The man replies, "I'd love to father, but I'm not that type of doctor. I'm a veterinarian."
What does did the skeleton waiter say when he served dinner?
Bone appetite
105 Year Old Mae
Her granddaughter asked her how she lived so long, Mae replied "For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink Scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps."
"When do you drink water?" the granddaughter asked
"I've never been that sick."
What did the skeleton say before they ate their meal?
Bone appetite.
(7 year old told me this today).
I started two diet plans today
Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite.
A group of 100 people dressed up as Vikings, promoting the new exhibition at the Smithsonian, was seen parading in front of the White House today.
Famously uncivilised, destructive and rapacious, with an almost insatiable appetite for rough s**... and heavy drinking, the US Senators nonetheless came out to watch the parade.
Q.What do Skeletons say before eating? A: Bone Appetite.
Q.What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.
The King of Slaveria fancied himself quite the Casanova
He was renowned throughout the lands for his voracious s**... appetite, and never travelled anywhere without at least a half a dozen concubines in his royal entourage. It so happened that on a voyage to survey his lands across the sea that his royal ship ran into a hurricane and sank. All were lost save the King and his Royal Jester who managed to make it to a small desert island. Well, it wasn't long before the King was at his wit's end.....
Did you know the saying "to work up an appetite" originated from back when people would become hungry as the result of physical labor AND THEN consume food? Wow, the more you know!
These days, I've just been saying, "Man, I really j**... up the ability to binge-eat an entire carrot cake."
Which country has the biggest appetite?
Hungary.
What fantasy create has the biggest appetite?
Goblins, because they keep gobbling and gobbling
You can explore appetite mousetrap reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean appetite hungry dad jokes. There are also appetite puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
What's Pink, has a big appetite, and squeaks
Kirby. You were expecting a pig, but I didn't mention a snout , ears, or a curly pink tail.
