Appetite Jokes
23 appetite jokes and hilarious appetite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about appetite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Appetite Short Jokes
Short appetite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The appetite humour may include short hunger jokes also.
- What do you call a dish that makes your taste buds explode? A bomb appetit...
My friend forced me to tell the world about my dumb joke.
God, I'm awful, sorry about that! - What did the skeleton say before they ate their meal? Bone appetite.
(7 year old told me this today). - What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
- "Today on the programme we're going to be preparing Goose..." --"Goose, are you prepared?"
-- "Yep."
--"There you go everyone, bon appetit!" - What fantasy create has the biggest appetite? Goblins, because they keep gobbling and gobbling
- What's Pink, has a big appetite, and squeaks kirby. You were expecting a pig, but I didn't mention a snout , ears, or a curly pink tail.
- The longer you sleep – the more sleep you need. The more you eat – the bigger is your appetite.
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Appetite One Liners
Which appetite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with appetite? I can suggest the ones about craving and appetizer.
- Which do you call a skeleton's hunger? Bone-appetite
- What does did the skeleton waiter say when he served dinner? Bone appetite
- I started two diet plans today Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite.
- Which country has the biggest appetite? Hungary.
- What did the French guy say to his lover? "bone appetit"
- How do you know you're in Scotland? There's a Chinese restaurant called Bon Appetit
- Why did the smart phone eat a lot? It had a big APPetite
- I keep my weight down by getting McDonalds. One bite, and my appetite is gone
- Another name for o**... s**... is ... ...bone appetit.
- Q: What s**... increases a woman's appetite for food by 90 %? A: Honeymoon s**...
Uplifting Appetite Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about appetite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eating habits jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make appetite pranks.
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A doctor goes to confession...
"Forgive me father for I have sinned."
The priest replies, "Tell me your sins my child."
The doctor says, "I slept with five of my patients. I know it was wrong, not mention unethical. Since it happened, I've barely been able to sleep and I have no appetite. I feel so guilty."
The priest consoles him saying, "You must learn to forgive yourself."
The man replies, "But how can I? How can I return from this sin?"
The priest says, "You're not the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you won't be last."
The man nods in consent while the priest absolves him. As they exit the confessional, the priest looks at the doctor and says, "I hate to ask, but seeing as you're a doctor, do you think that you could take a look at my t**..., it's been sore for days."
The man replies, "I'd love to father, but I'm not that type of doctor. I'm a veterinarian."
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert
Hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.
"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."
"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."
"I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
105 Year Old Mae
Her granddaughter asked her how she lived so long, Mae replied "For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink Scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps."
"When do you drink water?" the granddaughter asked
"I've never been that sick."
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A group of 100 people dressed up as Vikings, promoting the new exhibition at the Smithsonian, was seen parading in front of the White House today.
Famously uncivilised, destructive and rapacious, with an almost insatiable appetite for rough s**... and heavy drinking, the US Senators nonetheless came out to watch the parade.
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The King of Slaveria fancied himself quite the Casanova
He was renowned throughout the lands for his voracious s**... appetite, and never travelled anywhere without at least a half a dozen concubines in his royal entourage. It so happened that on a voyage to survey his lands across the sea that his royal ship ran into a hurricane and sank. All were lost save the King and his Royal Jester who managed to make it to a small desert island. Well, it wasn't long before the King was at his wit's end.....
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Did you know the saying "to work up an appetite" originated from back when people would become hungry as the result of physical labor AND THEN consume food? Wow, the more you know!
These days, I've just been saying, "Man, I really j**... up the ability to binge-eat an entire carrot cake."
