Appetit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Appetit jokes. There are some appetit cookbook jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these appetit bon appetit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Witty Appetit Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What do you call a dish that makes your taste buds explode?

A bomb appetit...

My friend forced me to tell the world about my dumb joke.

God, I'm awful, sorry about that!

What did the skeleton say before dinner?

BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

What do skeletons say before eating?

Bone Appetit!

"Today on the programme we're going to be preparing Goose..."

--"Goose, are you prepared?"

-- "Yep."

--"There you go everyone, bon appetit!"

Another name for oral sex is ...

...bone appetit.

What did the French guy say to his lover?

"bone appetit"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the appetit itheburg puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working appetit noodle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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