The Best 9 Appendicitis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Appendicitis jokes. There are some appendicitis bowel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these appendicitis operation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Appendicitis Jokes and Puns

Doctor: Miss Smith, I think you have acute appendicitis.

Miss Smith: Thank you, Doctor. I bet you have a cute appendicitis too.

Toughest time of my Life

I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis... I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.

A man calls his doctor

"Doctor, my wife has appendicitis, it's emergency !"

"That's impossible, I personally removed your wife's appendix ! I have never seen someone having appendicitis twice !"

"And someone having a new wife, have you seen that ?"

Appendicitis joke, A man calls his doctor

How did the triangle know he had appendicitis?

He had an acute pain in his side!

A hospital director catches up with a patient running bare foot from the building

Why did escape from the operating room? said the director

Because the nurse was saying: " it's ok be brave, it's just appendicitis it's a simple operation..."

So what? she was just trying to reassure you...

She was talking to the surgeon!


A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

Your mom is so fat

When she got appendicitis they had to find a surgeon who was also trained as a spelunker

Appendicitis joke, Your mom is so fat

So I saw a video about a girl who swallowed a pen and had no ill effects...

...I was surprised that she didn't have appendicitis.

When I was a child recovering from acute appendicitis, Sir Jimmy Savile came to visit me in the hospital...

I was touched.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the appendicitis tonsillectomy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working appendicitis appendectomy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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