Appendicitis Jokes

Following is our collection of appendix humor and bowel one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Appendicitis puns for adults, dirty nurse jokes or clean operation gags for kids.

There is an abundance of tonsillectomy jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on appendicitis. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any appendectomy witze you can hear about appendicitis.

The Best jokes about Appendicitis

A man calls his doctor

"Doctor, my wife has appendicitis, it's emergency !"

"That's impossible, I personally removed your wife's appendix ! I have never seen someone having appendicitis twice !"

"And someone having a new wife, have you seen that ?"

How did the triangle know he had appendicitis?

He had an acute pain in his side!

A hospital director catches up with a patient running bare foot from the building

Why did escape from the operating room? said the director

Because the nurse was saying: " it's ok be brave, it's just appendicitis it's a simple operation..."

So what? she was just trying to reassure you...

She was talking to the surgeon!


A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

Your mom is so fat

When she got appendicitis they had to find a surgeon who was also trained as a spelunker

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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