Gather Around for Fun Appendicitis Jokes and Laughter with Friends
Doctor: Miss Smith, I think you have acute appendicitis.
Miss Smith: Thank you, Doctor. I bet you have a cute appendicitis too.
Toughest time of my Life
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis... I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.
How did the triangle know he had appendicitis?
He had an acute pain in his side!
A man calls his doctor
"Doctor, my wife has appendicitis, it's emergency !"
"That's impossible, I personally removed your wife's appendix ! I have never seen someone having appendicitis twice !"
"And someone having a new wife, have you seen that ?"
A hospital director catches up with a patient running bare foot from the building
Why did escape from the operating room? said the director
Because the nurse was saying: " it's ok be brave, it's just appendicitis it's a simple operation..."
So what? she was just trying to reassure you...
She was talking to the surgeon!
When I was a child recovering from acute appendicitis, Sir Jimmy Savile came to visit me in the hospital...
I was touched.
BLONDE'S APPENDICITIS
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Your mom is so fat
When she got appendicitis they had to find a surgeon who was also trained as a spelunker
So I saw a video about a girl who swallowed a pen and had no ill effects...
...I was surprised that she didn't have appendicitis.
