Appendectomy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Appendectomy jokes. Read appendectomy reconstruction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these appendectomy surgery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Entertaining Appendectomy Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

When your appendix is removed it's called an appendectomy.

When your u**... is removed it's called a hysterectomy. What's it called when you have a growth removed from your head? A haircut.

Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor
blade?

She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.

What do you call an operation.

what do you call an operation to have your tonsils removed? a Tonsillectomy.

What do you call an operation to have your appendix removed? an Appendectomy.

What do you call an operation where a man has his tubes cut so he can't have children? a vasectomy.

What do you call an operation when a woman has a s**... change? an Add-a-d**...-to-me.

Did you hear about the h**... who had an appendectomy?

Now she makes money on the side.

There was a h**... who had an appendectomy.

the doctor sewed up the wrong hole so now she's making money on the side

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