Entertaining Appendectomy Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
When your appendix is removed it's called an appendectomy.
When your uterus is removed it's called a hysterectomy. What's it called when you have a growth removed from your head? A haircut.
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor
blade?
She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
What do you call an operation.
what do you call an operation to have your tonsils removed? a Tonsillectomy.
What do you call an operation to have your appendix removed? an Appendectomy.
What do you call an operation where a man has his tubes cut so he can't have children? a vasectomy.
What do you call an operation when a woman has a sex change? an Add-a-dick-to-me.
Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy?
Now she makes money on the side.
There was a hooker who had an appendectomy.
the doctor sewed up the wrong hole so now she's making money on the side
