The Best 5 Appendectomy Jokes

Following is our collection of Appendectomy jokes which are very funny. There are some appendectomy reconstruction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these appendectomy surgery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

When your appendix is removed it's called an appendectomy.

When your uterus is removed it's called a hysterectomy. What's it called when you have a growth removed from your head? A haircut.

Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor
blade?

She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.

What do you call an operation.

what do you call an operation to have your tonsils removed? a Tonsillectomy.

What do you call an operation to have your appendix removed? an Appendectomy.

What do you call an operation where a man has his tubes cut so he can't have children? a vasectomy.

What do you call an operation when a woman has a sex change? an Add-a-dick-to-me.

Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy?

Now she makes money on the side.

There was a hooker who had an appendectomy.

the doctor sewed up the wrong hole so now she's making money on the side


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the appendectomy appendix jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working appendectomy recovery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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