Appendage Jokes

Following is our collection of tentacle humor and organ one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Appendage puns for adults, dirty tail jokes or clean defeeted gags for kids.

There is an abundance of amputee jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on appendage. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any foliage witze you can hear about appendage.

The Best jokes about Appendage

I heard married women sometimes grow an appendage out of their back side as they age.

Maybe it's just an old wives tail.

How many appendages am I holding up?

This was an on-the-spot joke made by my dad at the dinner table:

>Dad: I can see everything

>Me: How many fingers am I holding up below the table?

>Dad: No more than five.

>Me (thinking to include toes): How many appendages am I holding up?

>Dad: That's disgusting.

A dog comes upon a set of train tracks

As the pup crosses the tracks a train comes by and runs over the dogs tail, causing the tip of his tail to fall off.

Saddened by his loss, the dog turn around to sniff his lost appendage.

As he is sniffing his tail another train comes by and cuts his head off.

The end.

The moral of the story:
Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail!

What do you call a toy with a sown on aquatic appendage?

A doll fin.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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