Appendages Jokes
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I heard married women sometimes grow an appendage out of their back side as they age.
Maybe it's just an old wives tail.
Did you know that when ants are young, they have small appendages at the ends of their legs?
They lose them as they get larger, and they also begin to produce the same proteins found in milk.
They lack toes in taller ants.
How many appendages am I holding up?
This was an on-the-spot joke made by my dad at the dinner table:
>Dad: I can see everything
>Me: How many fingers am I holding up below the table?
>Dad: No more than five.
>Me (thinking to include toes): How many appendages am I holding up?
>Dad: That's disgusting.
What's a Frenchman's favorite appendage?
Defeat.
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