Uplifting Append Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
How many appendages am I holding up?
This was an on-the-spot joke made by my dad at the dinner table:
>Dad: I can see everything
>Me: How many fingers am I holding up below the table?
>Dad: No more than five.
>Me (thinking to include toes): How many appendages am I holding up?
>Dad: That's disgusting.
"As long as you append my name to a quote,...
people would buy into it and take it seriously."
- Winston Churchill
BLONDE'S APPENDICITIS
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
I had my appendix removed a few years ago...
I hope I never need surgery again. If I do, how will the surgeon be able to find anything in my body?
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