The Best 5 Append Jokes

Following is our collection of Append jokes which are very funny. There are some append insert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these append quote puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Append Jokes and Puns

How many appendages am I holding up?

This was an on-the-spot joke made by my dad at the dinner table:

>Dad: I can see everything

>Me: How many fingers am I holding up below the table?

>Dad: No more than five.

>Me (thinking to include toes): How many appendages am I holding up?

>Dad: That's disgusting.

"As long as you append my name to a quote,...

people would buy into it and take it seriously."

- Winston Churchill

BLONDE'S APPENDICITIS

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

I had my appendix removed a few years ago...

I hope I never need surgery again. If I do, how will the surgeon be able to find anything in my body?

Email Auto Append. "Sent from my ..."

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the append winston jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working append side piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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