Append Jokes

Following is our collection of join humor and insert one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Append puns for adults, dirty long jokes or clean quote gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Append

How many appendages am I holding up?

This was an on-the-spot joke made by my dad at the dinner table:

>Dad: I can see everything

>Me: How many fingers am I holding up below the table?

>Dad: No more than five.

>Me (thinking to include toes): How many appendages am I holding up?

>Dad: That's disgusting.

"As long as you append my name to a quote,...

people would buy into it and take it seriously."

- Winston Churchill

BLONDE'S APPENDICITIS

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

I had my appendix removed a few years ago...

I hope I never need surgery again. If I do, how will the surgeon be able to find anything in my body?

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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