Rib-Tickling Appease Jokes that Bring Friends Together
God gathered a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim...
... and told them:
-I am tired of mankind's sins! In two weeks I'll unleash a great flood that will kill all humanity!
The Christian said:
-We have only two weeks to appease Him!
The Muslim said:
-We have only two weeks to change our ways!
The Jew said:
-We have only two weeks to learn how to breathe underwater!
Some people have said that I'm a spoilt and pretentious rich kid that doesn't have to work, but they don't know my struggles. For instance I really don't like my Boss.
I much prefer my Balenciaga, but sometimes I have to wear it to appease mother.
I applied for a job recently because it offered something that would appease my vegetable f**....
Apparently an 'attractive celery' means something different.
This year's Comic-Con will be hosted in Hawaii
in the hopes that sacrificing a few virgins will appease the angry volcano god.
