Appease Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Appease puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Appease

God gathered a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim...

... and told them:
-I am tired of mankind's sins! In two weeks I'll unleash a great flood that will kill all humanity!
The Christian said:
-We have only two weeks to appease Him!
The Muslim said:
-We have only two weeks to change our ways!
The Jew said:
-We have only two weeks to learn how to breathe underwater!

I applied for a job recently because it offered something that would appease my vegetable fetish.

Apparently an 'attractive celery' means something different.

This year's Comic-Con will be hosted in Hawaii

in the hopes that sacrificing a few virgins will appease the angry volcano god.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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