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Short appearing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The appearing humour may include short appears jokes also.

  1. I'm starting to hate the U.S. government The NSA appears to be the only department which listens
  2. I just received a chain letter and if I don't re-send it a dead woman will appear in my closet.... Guess who's getting laid tonight.
  3. A tip for Snowden. Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go...
    Guantanomo bay
  4. What does Yoda say when he is drunk? Dear me it appears I have imbibed alcohol in sufficient quantitiy to impair my speech
  5. A strange man appeared at the door and offered me 100k, but 200k would be given to the person I hate most. Terrific I said, I would love 300k.
  6. I thought my snail's shell was weighing him down, but after I removed it he appeared even more sluggish.
  7. I got arrested at the airport last week. Appearently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding the plane.
  8. You can tell the speed of light is much faster than the speed of sound. Some people appear bright until you hear them talk.
  9. Why's the leader of Russia always late? Is trick question. If Comerad Stalin appears late, it is only because we were early. All glory to mother Russia.
  10. The angel of death appears before a lawyer and says "Your time has come". The lawyer starts crying and wailing "But I'm only forty" Angel of death says "Not according to your billable hours"

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Which appearing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with appearing? I can suggest the ones about apparent and arriving.

  1. I was the knight no one expected to appear on battlefield, Sir Prise.
  2. Light travels faster than sound! That's why some people appear bright until they talk.
  3. A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it.
  4. A woman will appear on the $10 bill!! It will be the first $10 bill to be worth $7.50
  5. A large hole appeared outside the local police station. They're looking into it.
  6. I noticed something about the letter "B" Sometimes it makes subtle appearances
  7. Why is the Invisible Man the worst lawyer? He can never appear in court.
  8. since light moves faster then sound.. People may appear bright until you hear them speak.
  9. I told my wife that I think our lawn is in trouble. It appears to always be grounded.
  10. Where does baseball appear in the Bible? Genesis
    In the Big Inning.
  11. I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets… then it hit me.
  12. did you hear about the wine they made from a tire? appearantly it was a goodyear
  13. How can a letter appear 3 times in a 5-letter word? Must be an error.
  14. Which planet appears largest in a telescope? Earth
  15. I took a sip of what appears to be some sort of poisonous ink... I dyed a little inside..

Appearing joke, I took a sip of what appears to be some sort of poisonous ink...

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What funny jokes about appearing you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean approaching jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make appearing prank.

An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth." Reflecting, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom"

"Wisdom is yours," says the angel, disappearing in another puff.
The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks, "I should have taken the money."

Kim Jong Un decided to send donald trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.

Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message:
370HSSV - 0773H
Trump was baffled, so he emailed it to the his aides, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI
No one could solve it at FBI, so it went to the CIA. With no clue as to its meaning, FBI finally asked MSS (Ministry of State Security in China for help.
Within a few seconds MSS cabled back with this reply:
"Tell The President he's holding the message upside down."

Isn't it weird when sometimes you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?

Anyway, my dad just caught me m**...

An irish man frees a genie

and happy to be released from his confinement, the genie grants him 3 wishes.
The Irishman thinks about it, and says "I want me a pint of Guinness that is never empty."
So *p**...* a pint appears, filled to the rim with the rich brown drink. The man drinks it down, and when he places it back on the bar, it's filled up again.
"So, what would you like for your other two wishes, sir?"
"I want two more of these, then!"

A woman was caught with drugs in her hand by a cop while in the bathroom of a nightclub

The woman swears that the drugs are not hers and promises that, "They aren't mine - I found them here and I tried to flush them down the toilet. However, every single time I flush the drugs down the drain they just keep re-appearing magically in my hands or my pockets!"
The cop, obviously in disbelief, tells the woman, "Show me."
So the woman tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it. The bag swishes down. The cop then stares at the woman's empty hand as the bag is flushed down.
"Well," says the cop, "where are the drugs now?"
"What drugs?"

Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.

They rub it, and a genie appears.
"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.
The first dinosaur thinks hard.
"Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."
Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him.
Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.
"I know! I'll have a shower of meat!"
Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.
The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.
"I've got it!" he cries, "I want a MEATIER shower!"

At a university there was a dean who cared about others and showed exemplary behavior. One day an angel appeared at a faculty conference.

The angel said as a reward for his good deeds that God would give him his choice of eternal riches, eternal wisdom, or eternal beauty.
The dean chose eternal wisdom without hesitation.
"Good," said the angel, disappearing into a cloud of smoke.
Everyone present turned their gazes to the dean, who was illuminated by a faint halo.
A colleague whispered, "Tell me something."
The dean, who had gained eternal wisdom, sighed and said, "I should have chosen eternal riches."

A man has lost his wife in a supermarket...

And while looking for her, he sees a stunning brunette. The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,
You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
Why?
Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.

One alien says to another, The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.

The second alien replies, Are they an emerging intelligence?
The first alien says, I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.

An attorney was working late one night in his office when, suddenly, Satan appeared before him.

The Devil made him an offer. I will make it so you win every case that you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will worship you, your colleagues will be in awe, and you will make enormous amounts of money. But, in return, you must give me your soul, your wife's soul, the souls of your children, your parents, grandparents, and those of all the your friends. The lawyer thought about it for a moment, then asked, But what's the catch?

Looking for his wife...

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,
You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
Why?
Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.

Appearing joke, Light travels faster than sound!

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