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Recently in court I was found guilty of being egotistical
I am appealing
Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia.
Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.
What did the judge say after Novak lost his court appeal?
"Mr. Djokovic has no challenges remaining."
Why do prison doctors hate the Court of Appeals?
They're always trying their patients.
What do you call a court of appeals staffed entirely by people under 5 feet?
A short circuit
A right-wing law firm is trying to overturn Roe v Wade.
They find their test plaintiff, a man whose daughter had gotten an abortion after he forbade it. The firm sues the doctors, and the appeals go all the way to the Supreme Court, exactly as intended. The Court even agrees to hear the case ... only to uphold Roe v Wade, 5 - 4.
All in all, it was a classic case of abort, retry, fail.
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