The Best 8 Appeals Court Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Appeals Court jokes. There are some appeals court jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these appeals court puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Appeals Court Jokes and Puns

Recently in court I was found guilty of being egotistical

I am appealing

Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia.

Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.

What did the judge say after Novak lost his court appeal?

"Mr. Djokovic has no challenges remaining."

Why do prison doctors hate the Court of Appeals?

They're always trying their patients.

What do you call a court of appeals staffed entirely by people under 5 feet?

A short circuit


A right-wing law firm is trying to overturn Roe v Wade.

They find their test plaintiff, a man whose daughter had gotten an abortion after he forbade it. The firm sues the doctors, and the appeals go all the way to the Supreme Court, exactly as intended. The Court even agrees to hear the case ... only to uphold Roe v Wade, 5 - 4.

All in all, it was a classic case of abort, retry, fail.

An appeals court has upheld a ban on pit bulls

Another victory in the war on terrier

Why would a banana go to court?

To get an appeal

Badum tssh

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the appeals court jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working appeals court piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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