The Best 52 Appeal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Appeal jokes. There are some appeal pomegranate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these appeal petition puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Appeal Jokes and Puns

Why was the vampire removed as CEO?

He couldn't appeal to the stakeholders.

I don't understand the appeal of strip clubs...

All you do is throw money at women who refuse to have sex with you. If I wanted that I would be married.

Nobody wanted to see the naked banana . . .

it just lacked appeal

Appeal joke, Nobody wanted to see the naked banana . . .

When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator...

The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero.


The Apple store in town got robbed last night

the police have sent out an appeal for iWitnesses

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

45 year old charming guy

Having recently turned 45, I thought I had lost all the appeal and charm I used to have with the ladies, until today that is. At my local gas station, the pretty young girl who has served me every other day or so for several weeks asked for my number. I was taken aback. I explained how I was flattered but was perhaps a bit too old for her and that if I were 20 or so years younger I would happily take her up on her offer, I explained how love and sexual attraction, when intertwined, can be exciting and that I hadn't felt this way in years and asked that she save her love for someone who will truly care for her and respect her not only as a woman, but as a person.

. . . . "No," she said. "Your pump number, sir."

Appeal joke, 45 year old charming guy

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for having sex with the bananas and fruit at the grocery store?

He recently got off on appeal.

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With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan...

Once you go black, you never go back.

Carson 2016

Make sure to dress extra provocative if you ever find yourself in a 5th attempt to overturn a criminal conviction

You'll definitely need that six appeal.

Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater?

A:the film didn't appeal to him.

If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses...

I am full of specs appeal.

My lawyer was eating a banana when she said I lost the case.

I asked if I could have appeal.

Appeal joke, My lawyer was eating a banana when she said I lost the case.

You know you teach in a rough neighborhood when...

You ask the class what comes after a sentence and they say, "you make an appeal."

Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters?

Pander Express.

An appeals court has upheld a ban on pit bulls

Another victory in the war on terrier

Hillary Clinton has been frequenting a new restaurant, reports say.

I guess the main appeal of it is her own private server.

A man goes up to heaven and is being shown around.

A man goes up to heaven and is being shown around. He is surprised to be living with his wife and an ex from college. An angel explains "In heaven, you spend your time with the people you had sex with the most times".

The man thinks this could cause trouble and asks if there is any way to appeal the decision. The angel tells him he could speak to one of the priests. The man asks where to find a priest. The angel replies "They are easy to find, just look for a crowd of choir boys".

Why is Orange County so popular?

Because it has appeal.

...I'll see myself out.

Did you hear about the guy who sued a banana?

He won the initial case but lost on the banana's appeal.

What comes after a sentence?

An appeal

How do bananas fundraise?

They make an appeal.

Who likes bananas?

A fairly good amount do. They have appeal.

I've always had a specific love for bananas...

...they have appeal

Why was the banana a good prosecutor?

She always made the defense slip up on appeal.

Why did the skinless banana have no friends?

Because he lacked appeal

Old lawyers never die

They just lose their appeal

Movies appeal to either dog people or cat people.

For example the Hunger Games has more of a feline nature. There's a certain cat-ness to it.

Asexual Reproduction.

I never really understood the appeal of asexual reproduction. But, You do you, I guess.

Why would a banana go to court?

To get an appeal

Badum tssh

I wrote a dieting book.

I think it will appeal to a wide audience.

I really don't understand the appeal of black jokes...

If you've heard one, you've heard Jamal.

Nintendo Labo plans to appeal to less frequently targeted groups, including Jewish communities and Zelda fans.

A Banana has been sentenced to 20 years in jail

After 10 years, he asks for an appeal

When you market TV shows and movies in other countries, it's not uncommon to change the title in order to appeal to the local population.

For example, the Chinese title for "Black Mirror" is "Really Cool Ideas".

Bananas for the blind...

I don't see the appeal

My Nookie Days Are Over

My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal, is now my waterspout.

Time was when, on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring,

But now I've got a full-time job, to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.

For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,

to see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes!

I have no idea how marmalade is made.

I just don't understand its appeal.

Donald trump, in an attempt to appeal to younger voters, is attempting to use the nostalgia card.

Somebody really needs to tell him that we collected Beanie-Babies not beaner babies.

I get the appeal of being an anti-vaxxer...

Choosing to "be an anti-vaxxer for life" is a much shorter-term commitment than many other "for life" decision.

Why didn't Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad?

He lacks Shrek's appeal

Two dogs and a cat appeared in heaven

Two dogs and a cat appeared in heaven and were seeking admission. God Himself decided to hear their appeal from His judgement seat.

The St Bernard said "I was a valued rescue dog and helped find those nuns after the avalanche."

"Fine then, you're in," said God.

The collie said, "I was always faithful to my master and brought the family together when they were down."

"Sounds wonderful," said God. "Welcome."

Then it was the cat's turn. "Why should we let you in?" asked God.

"Well actually, I think you're in my chair."

Why was the proton so popular?

It had mass appeal.

The next LG phone needs to appeal to all audiences and be a plus size phone

We'll call it the LGbtq+

A study found that 97% of people prefer bananas with the skin on.

Without one, it just lacks appeal.

Did you hear about the serf who tried to appeal to his master to let him go?

It was feudal! (my dad just made up this joke while we were cooking dinner I thought it was cute so I wanted to share)

My school was tough. My teacher asked a kid what comes after a sentence?

The kid said an appeal.

Courtesy of Alexa: how does a banana get out of jail?

It wins on appeal.

The Russian Paralympic team has been banned because of steroids .....

They wanted to appeal their case but their lawyer told them they did not have a leg to stand on.

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