Amusing Appeal Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
Why was the vampire removed as CEO?
He couldn't appeal to the stakeholders.
I don't understand the appeal of s**... clubs...
All you do is throw money at women who refuse to have s**... with you. If I wanted that I would be married.
Nobody wanted to see the n**... banana . . .
it just lacked appeal
When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator...
The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero.
/mathburn!
The Apple store in town got robbed last night
the police have sent out an appeal for iWitnesses
Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?
Because of his hex appeal.
45 year old charming guy
Having recently turned 45, I thought I had lost all the appeal and charm I used to have with the ladies, until today that is. At my local gas station, the pretty young girl who has served me every other day or so for several weeks asked for my number. I was taken aback. I explained how I was flattered but was perhaps a bit too old for her and that if I were 20 or so years younger I would happily take her up on her offer, I explained how love and s**... attraction, when intertwined, can be exciting and that I hadn't felt this way in years and asked that she save her love for someone who will truly care for her and respect her not only as a woman, but as a person.
. . . . "No," she said. "Your pump number, sir."
Why do people like bananas?
Because they have appeal!
Why do bananas get all the ladies?
Because they have appeal
Why are bananas so popular?
Because they have appeal
Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for having s**... with the bananas and fruit at the grocery store?
He recently got off on appeal.
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With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan...
Once you go black, you never go back.
Carson 2016
Make sure to dress extra provocative if you ever find yourself in a 5th attempt to overturn a criminal conviction
You'll definitely need that six appeal.
If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses...
I am full of specs appeal.
My lawyer was eating a banana when she said I lost the case.
I asked if I could have appeal.
You know you teach in a rough neighborhood when...
You ask the class what comes after a sentence and they say, "you make an appeal."
Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters?
Pander Express.
An appeals court has upheld a ban on pit bulls
Another victory in the war on terrier
Hillary Clinton has been frequenting a new restaurant, reports say.
I guess the main appeal of it is her own private server.
A man goes up to heaven and is being shown around.
A man goes up to heaven and is being shown around. He is surprised to be living with his wife and an ex from college. An angel explains "In heaven, you spend your time with the people you had s**... with the most times".
The man thinks this could cause trouble and asks if there is any way to appeal the decision. The angel tells him he could speak to one of the priests. The man asks where to find a priest. The angel replies "They are easy to find, just look for a crowd of choir boys".
Why is Orange County so popular?
Because it has appeal.
...I'll see myself out.
Did you hear about the guy who sued a banana?
He won the initial case but lost on the banana's appeal.
What comes after a sentence?
An appeal
How do bananas fundraise?
They make an appeal.
Why was the banana a good prosecutor?
She always made the defense slip up on appeal.
Old lawyers never die
They just lose their appeal
Movies appeal to either dog people or cat people.
For example the Hunger Games has more of a feline nature. There's a certain cat-ness to it.
Asexual Reproduction.
I never really understood the appeal of asexual reproduction. But, You do you, I guess.
I wrote a dieting book.
I think it will appeal to a wide audience.
I really don't understand the appeal of black jokes...
If you've heard one, you've heard Jamal.
Nintendo Labo plans to appeal to less frequently targeted groups, including Jewish communities and Zelda fans.
A Banana has been sentenced to 20 years in jail
After 10 years, he asks for an appeal
When you market TV shows and movies in other countries, it's not uncommon to change the title in order to appeal to the local population.
For example, the Chinese title for "Black Mirror" is "Really Cool Ideas".
My n**... Days Are Over
My n**... days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my s**... appeal, is now my waterspout.
Time was when, on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full-time job, to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.
For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes!
I have no idea how marmalade is made.
I just don't understand its appeal.
Donald trump, in an attempt to appeal to younger voters, is attempting to use the nostalgia card.
Somebody really needs to tell him that we collected Beanie-Babies not b**... babies.
I get the appeal of being an anti-vaxxer...
Choosing to "be an anti-vaxxer for life" is a much shorter-term commitment than many other "for life" decision.
Why didn't Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad?
He lacks Shrek's appeal
Why was the proton so popular?
It had mass appeal.
The next LG phone needs to appeal to all audiences and be a plus size phone
We'll call it the LGbtq+
A study found that 97% of people prefer bananas with the skin on.
Without one, it just lacks appeal.
Did you hear about the serf who tried to appeal to his master to let him go?
It was feudal! (my dad just made up this joke while we were cooking dinner I thought it was cute so I wanted to share)
My school was tough. My teacher asked a kid what comes after a sentence?
The kid said an appeal.
Courtesy of Alexa: how does a banana get out of jail?
It wins on appeal.
The Russian Paralympic team has been banned because of steroids .....
They wanted to appeal their case but their lawyer told them they did not have a leg to stand on.
Nike have unveiled a pair of trainers made from pineapple leather to appeal to Vegans...
They tried other fruits, but reviews said the ones made from bananas felt too much like slippers.
The owner of the s**... shop sold some l**... to my girlfriend that has zero s**... appeal.
But the l**... is decent.
My friend tried to start a restaurant called h**.... But he didn't get very good business.
Apparently, the idea of a restaurant where all the waitresses have big noses doesn't appeal to a lot of people.
What did the judge say after Novak lost his court appeal?
"Mr. Djokovic has no challenges remaining."
Can I tell banana jokes on this sub?
Because opinions on those jokes are pretty *split*. I don't know if they'll ap*peal* to everyone.
The vampire hunters' association had a community outreach program
they had to appeal to stakeholders.
Did you hear they're selling the house where they filmed American History X?
The interior is okay but it has really bad curb appeal.
Did you hear about the wrongly-convicted banana?
Don't worry, he's okay. He won on appeal
The Defense pleads 'Not Guilty by reason of insanity' and loses
They go to appeal and plead 'not guilty by reason of insanity' again, expecting a different result.
They win the appeal.
