Appartment Jokes

Following is our collection of bedroom humor and apartment one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Appartment puns for adults, dirty ginja jokes or clean rooms gags for kids.

There is an abundance of wrongly jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on appartment. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any flat witze you can hear about appartment.

The Best jokes about Appartment

In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.

In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.

God made a new rule...

You have to tell him how you died to get to heaven.

Guy 1 comes up and God asks him how he died, He said:

"I was walking home to my apartment and when I unlocked the door there was a burgular and he ran into my fridge. I threw the fridge out the window. I died of a heart attack though.

God let him in

Guy 2 comes up and God said "how did you die?"

He said "well I was on my trampoline in my appartment. The window was open and I fell out. I was lucky caught by a bush though. Then some one freaking threw their fridge on me!"

God let him in

Guy 3 comes up and God asks the same question'

He Said, "Imagine this, you where hiding in a refridgerator...."

A man sits in his appartment with his dog

He then looks at it and says,
Man: if you could talk, i'd rich
The dog then looks at him
Dog: no one Will believe you

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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