Appartement Jokes
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So my friend is dating twins...
...And I said, "Isn't it hard to tell them appart?" He replied with, "Well not really, the brother has a moustache."
I called my son a b**... disappointment and my girlfriend burst out into tears
Appartently, she's sensitive about her miscarriage
[OC] i just realized Dwayne Johnson was living above my appartment.
i was living under The Rock for a very long time.
Growing up, I always though I was chandler. Now that I have an Appartment I know
that I'm actually ugly n**... guy.
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.
In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
A man sits in his appartment with his dog
He then looks at it and says,
Man: if you could talk, i'd rich
The dog then looks at him
Dog: no one Will believe you
Man with severe stutter orders a drink...
Bartender tells him, "Years ago a I had a stutter just like yours, but my wife cured me during a marathon day of constant s**.... After hours and hours, I was so exhausted, could hardly breathe and finally passed out. When I woke up, the stutter was gone!"
Couple days later, the same guy came in and ordered a drink - same stutter. Bartender asks, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
He replied "Y-y-yes I tried it. It was v-v-very nice, b-but it didn't work for me. However, y-y-you do have a r-really nice appartment."
...
God made a new rule...
You have to tell him how you died to get to heaven.
Guy 1 comes up and God asks him how he died, He said:
"I was walking home to my apartment and when I unlocked the door there was a burgular and he ran into my fridge. I threw the fridge out the window. I died of a heart attack though.
God let him in
Guy 2 comes up and God said "how did you die?"
He said "well I was on my trampoline in my appartment. The window was open and I fell out. I was lucky caught by a bush though. Then some one freaking threw their fridge on me!"
God let him in
Guy 3 comes up and God asks the same question'
He Said, "Imagine this, you where hiding in a refridgerator...."
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