Apparent Suicide Jokes

20 apparent suicide jokes and hilarious apparent suicide puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about apparent suicide that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Apparent Suicide Short Jokes

Short apparent suicide jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The apparent suicide humour may include short suicidal jokes also.

  1. I lost my job at the s**... hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.
  2. I read that Logic's touching performance at the Grammys tripled calls to the s**... prevention line, Apparently Fergie's national anthem more than quintupled them
  3. A hipster politician was found dead today of an apparent s**.... He won the popular vote and just couldn't handle it.
  4. Vikings kicker Blair Walsh apparently attempted s**... last night. He ended up being just fine, he was unable to kick the chair out from under him.
  5. Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for... During a practice run he caused negative results.
    Apparently he wasn't what the s**... hotline was looking for.
  6. ISIS have announced that they will only be using women as s**... b**.... Apparently, they're much easier to trigger them.
  7. Today I got fired from my job as a s**... hotline operator... Apparently reverse psychology wasn't a good method...
  8. Why was the t**... commander mad at his subordinate? Apparently, you're not supposed to practice s**... b**...!
  9. Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit s**....
    Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd.
  10. Thank You Omen Movies, Apparently being an orphan by double "s**..." isn't enough to be your Anti-Christ, Satan Dad.
    Who knew I had to have a work ethic?

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Apparent Suicide One Liners

Which apparent suicide one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with apparent suicide? I can suggest the ones about suicide note and suicidal thoughts.

  1. I got fired from a s**... hotline Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology.
  2. Did you hear about s**...? Apparently it's a cutting edge advancement

Uproarious Apparent Suicide Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about apparent suicide you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean suicide blonde jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make apparent suicide pranks.

Name for a PTSD support group

I just got kicked out of my support group for those chronically depressed with PTSD. We were trying to think up a group name, apparently 'The s**... Squad' isn't considered appropriate.

Did you guys hear about that dolphin at SeaWorld that committed s**...?

Apparently after he was separated from his family and forced into captivity, he lost all sense of porpoise in his life.

This morning I saw an ad offering 'help' to people contemplating s**...

Which confused me, because the industry has banned ads for cigarettes, but apparently they have no qualms with m**....

My plastic surgeon just committed s**....

Apparently he wasn't happy with the way he looked.

I just got fired from the s**... helpline office...

Apparently you're not supposed to help them s**....

this is for my country

Four guys climb the highest observation point in the world. A white guy, black, jew, and german.
Theyr reach the very top and the german leans over the edge and is taken aback by the view.
Suddenly he shouts out "THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!" And leaps to his death.
Feeling a sudden urge of patriotism the jew leans over the edge and shouts "THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!!!" and leaps to his death.
Scared from witnesing two apparent suicides the black guy leans over the edge to check if the two had survived the fall.
"THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!!!' Shouts the white man and pushes the black guy over the edge and proceeds to walk back down.