The Best 16 Apparent Suicide Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apparent Suicide jokes. There are some apparent suicide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apparent suicide puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Apparent Suicide Jokes and Puns

I lost my job at the suicide hotline.

Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.

I got fired from a suicide hotline

Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology.

I read that Logic's touching performance at the Grammys tripled calls to the suicide prevention line,

Apparently Fergie's national anthem more than quintupled them

A hipster politician was found dead today of an apparent suicide.

He won the popular vote and just couldn't handle it.

Name for a PTSD support group

I just got kicked out of my support group for those chronically depressed with PTSD. We were trying to think up a group name, apparently 'The Suicide Squad' isn't considered appropriate.


Vikings kicker Blair Walsh apparently attempted suicide last night.

He ended up being just fine, he was unable to kick the chair out from under him.

Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for...

During a practice run he caused negative results.
Apparently he wasn't what the suicide hotline was looking for.

ISIS have announced that they will only be using women as suicide bombers.

Apparently, they're much easier to trigger them.

Today I got fired from my job as a suicide hotline operator...

Apparently reverse psychology wasn't a good method...

Why was the terrorist commander mad at his subordinate?

Apparently, you're not supposed to practice suicide bombing!

Probably too soon

News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide.

Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd.

You can explore apparent suicide reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean apparent suicide dad jokes. There are also apparent suicide puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Thank You Omen Movies,

Apparently being an orphan by double "suicide" isn't enough to be your Anti-Christ, Satan Dad.

Who knew I had to have a work ethic?

Did you guys hear about that dolphin at SeaWorld that committed suicide?

Apparently after he was separated from his family and forced into captivity, he lost all sense of porpoise in his life.

This morning I saw an ad offering 'help' to people contemplating suicide

Which confused me, because the industry has banned ads for cigarettes, but apparently they have no qualms with murder.

My plastic surgeon just committed suicide.

Apparently he wasn't happy with the way he looked.

I just got fired from the suicide helpline office...

Apparently you're not supposed to help them suicide.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apparent suicide jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apparent suicide piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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