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It's not stroganoff.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
But it wasn't his strong suit
...correct me if you think that's Wong.
As it turns out, Muslims in the middle east one day came up with the brilliant idea to use goat intestines as a suitable condom. It wasn't, however, until in 1827 when the British perfected the idea by taking the intestines *out* of the goat first.
That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30?
Credit to Bo Burnham.
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.
because you know what they say about old habits...
Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken.
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Now it's just going to be called the T.
She stood him up.
The answer should be apparent.
...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.
Apparently, over 80% of people don't know the opposites the the following words...
1) Always
2) Coming
3) From
4) Take
5) Me
6) Down
It's even harder, I'm told, to read the opposites of those words out loud.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"
She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
And social media went apeshit.
I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.
It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again.
There were a lot of casual tees.
The right way to say it is "Tyrone, please paint the wall"
Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds.
I scare everyone in the car I'm driving.
He was big in the minors.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend.
Poor guy.
Now I have to say "Please paint the wall DeMarcus".
If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.
If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.
This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending an email with the phrase "Regards" again.
I just told my wife I was going to go hop in the shower; my 66 year old father-in-law looks me straight in the face and says, "You know, it works better if you just stand in it"...
Police think it was race related.
I falafel.
So Rand Paul, who happens to be an ophthalmologist, apparently got into a fight with his neighbor, an anesthesiologist. Paul claims he was sucker punched, but neither man was badly hurt.
Does make you wonder, though - an ophthalmologist who didn't see it coming and an anesthesiologist who failed to deliver a knockout - seems like both men let their professions down badly...
is apparent.
You stay in all day and no-one comes...
You're supposed to say, "Leeroy, would you please paint the fence."
Two week.
Old girlfriends seem to get offended.
She sees that the woman is not bothered by this and assumes the worst...
Thinking how to approach the situation, she slowly gets to the table and quietly tells the woman:
"Ma'am, I think your husband just slid under the table for no apparent reason"
The woman turns her head and whispers:
"You're wrong my dear, my husband just entered the restaurant..."
That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.
It wasn't protecting against harmful rays.
And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
I don't really mind, but I wonder what my Aunt John is gonna do...
Because it wasn't apparent who did it.
When the punch line becomes *apparent.*
My kids hate this one and I can't stop laughing at it...
When the punchline becomes apparent.
I make sure I eat my hotdogs within 6 seconds so it doesn't get weird.
Good news is fast food restaurants shouldn't be affected.
When the punchline becomes apparent
unless you're at a funeral
[Demetri martin]
But people from Abu Dhabi do.
Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.
The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.
When they become apparent.
I've just gotta figure out if it's my wife or my girlfriend
Can't say, it will just be apparent
which was why they columnised so many places
According to my calculations I died some time in 1829.
I had them meet my new black girlfriend and they all started screaming at us. Especially my wife.
It's The Cologne Wars.
Look alive, people!
...these last two weeks are going to be incredible!
Cheeses of Nazareth.
Don't ask meow...
But then it became apparent
They should use scientists instead - they're not as pretty but they know a lot more.
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