The Best 12 Apparel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apparel jokes. There are some apparel dress jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apparel sweatpants puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Apparel Jokes and Puns

My friend is making a lot of money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It's like shooting fish in apparel.

I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store.

He turned to me and said "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"

The easiest way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It's like shooting fish in apparel.

LPT: An easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in a formal outfit.

It's like shooting fish in apparel.

My buddy was telling about his new hobby of photographing Salmon in different outfits.

Apparently it's just like shooting fish in apparel.


A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing

He said he liked shooting fish in apparel

I did a few fashion shoots with Marillion in the '80s.

It was very easy work... like shooting Fish in apparel.

Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls....

When they both suddenly die part way through the song.

They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: "Don, we now are gay apparel."

Why don't Harley riders wear helmets?

If you spent $30,000 on a bike and $10,000 on apparel and people still thought you were a dweeb you would be suicidal too!

I heard that if you buy certain apparel products, you're supporting the enslavement of children in Asia

And to think all these years I've been doing it the hard way!

I think it's about time we modernized Don we now our gay apparel .

How about Let's put on our gay apparel?

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My friend makes a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes...

It's like shooting fish in apparel...

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