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SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym.
It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know TUBA is also an acronym? Yeah really. It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Compliments of Hank Green
Most people know 'SCUBA' is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know 'TUBA' is also an acronym?
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
S.C.U.B.A.:
Self contained underwater breating apparatus.
T.U.B.A.:
Terrible underwater breathing apparatus.
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Do you know what SCUBA stands for?
Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Do you know what TUBA stands for?
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Scuba is an acronym
Scuba stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But tuba is also an acronym. It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
DOCTOR WHO: I have a time machine.
**DOCTOR WHOM:** the time machine is owned by me.
>!**DOCTOR WHOMST:** the time apparatus hereby hath mine name.!<
My job title is "Thermal Generation Engineer for Recumbent Structural Apparatus."
I keep a chair warm.
A man goes to the doctors to find a cure for his lack of hearing
The doctor prescribed a hearing apparatus, and scheduled him in for surgery in December.
After the surgery was complete, the man asked the doctor if everything went well. The doctor responded, "everything is fine sir. We've run our tests and you're ready to be discharged. Merry Christmas, and a happy new ear.
I was showing Yoda my new chinese cooking apparatus
He said 'wok it is called'
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What baked treat shares its name with a gynaecological apparatus?
Flapjacks.
What do you call a man with an ice pick in his head?
Anything you want - he clearly doesn't control the security apparatus of the Soviet state.
