Appalachian Jokes

Following is our collection of breadcrumbs humor and guam one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Appalachian puns for adults, dirty virgina jokes or clean virginia gags for kids.

There is an abundance of poconos jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on appalachian. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any hillbilly witze you can hear about appalachian.

The Best jokes about Appalachian

Appalachian couple get married

Jethro and Ellie Mae get married, and after the wedding party they happily drive off in his 68 Ford truck for their honeymoon. But about an hour later, Jethro storms back into his parents house, angrily slamming the door.
The father asks what's going on, and Jethro says, "The weddins off!" The father says, "Well, now sit down there young fella. I don't understand it. Uns had a nice big weddin, all the clans showed up, you youngins seem perfect for each other, what could go wrong?" Jethro says, "I know pa, but she's a virgin!" And the father says,"Well then you dun the right thing: if she's not good enuf fer her own family, she ain't god enuf fer ours."

Appalachian Dictionary

Virgin: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother.

Rarely, hikers of the Appalachian trail report seeing psychic grizzlies take control of their friends, who start foraging and looking for honey...

Bear in mind, that doesn't happen very often.

What was the name of the process that supporters of Johnny Appleseed went through to rename West Virginia after him?

The Appalachian Apple Nation Appellation.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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