Appalachia Jokes

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There is an abundance of trusty jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on appalachia. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any oklahoma witze you can hear about appalachia.

The Best jokes about Appalachia

Appalachian couple get married

Jethro and Ellie Mae get married, and after the wedding party they happily drive off in his 68 Ford truck for their honeymoon. But about an hour later, Jethro storms back into his parents house, angrily slamming the door.
The father asks what's going on, and Jethro says, "The weddins off!" The father says, "Well, now sit down there young fella. I don't understand it. Uns had a nice big weddin, all the clans showed up, you youngins seem perfect for each other, what could go wrong?" Jethro says, "I know pa, but she's a virgin!" And the father says,"Well then you dun the right thing: if she's not good enuf fer her own family, she ain't god enuf fer ours."

Appalachian Dictionary

Virgin: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother.

So there is a man from Appalachia

And one weekend he leaves to go fishing with his friends. When he arrives home he finds his wife packing up all of her stuff.

He asked "What are yall doin?"

She replied "I'm leavin you!"

He looked confused and saddened and asked her why.

She told him "My friends say you're a pedophile!"

He was shocked and said "Pedophile?! That's a mighty big word for an 11 year old"

Hold this lantern . . .

In the backwoods of Appalachia, Mr. Johnson's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby.

"Now don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another!" cried the doctor.

The new father scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor. "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' them?"


Something Uncle Bobby yells down to you after you've accidentally fallen from the tree stand while hunting big game bucks in the heart of the forests of Appalachia.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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