Appa Jokes

Apparently you can't use beefstew as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

Apparently as a 4-year old, h**... was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

Apparently you can survive just by eating plants.

That's something I haven't herbivore.

Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range...

But it wasn't his strong suit

Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang.

...correct me if you think that's wong.

Apparently Muslims invented the c**....

As it turns out, Muslims in the middle east one day came up with the brilliant idea to use goat intestines as a suitable c**.... It wasn't, however, until in 1827 when the British perfected the idea by taking the intestines *out* of the goat first.

Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30?
Credit to Bo Burnham.

So apparently justin timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine.

It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.

Apparently Bruce Willis is only going to concentrate on action films from now on...

because you know what they say about old habits...

Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII.

Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken.

Apparently mime on mime violence is a real problem, you just don't hear about it.

Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize m**... for arthritis treatment....

So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support.

Apparently they're removing the essay section from the SAT

Now it's just going to be called the T.

Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night...

She stood him up.

Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'...

...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.

Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese...

...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again...

Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime...

I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place.

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"

Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding...

...passed out cold.

Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for hillary clinton this election

She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..

And social media went a**....