Appa Jokes

Following is our collection of pistorius humor and aang one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Appa puns for adults, dirty pretty jokes or clean diabetics gags for kids.

There is an abundance of arya jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 69 funniest jokes on appa. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any hitler witze you can hear about appa.

The Best jokes about Appa

Apparently you can't use beefstew as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

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Apparently, someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track.

Police think it was race related.

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.


Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary Clinton this election

She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds.

Poor guy.

Apparently I snore so loudly that

I scare everyone in the car I'm driving.

Apparently Bruce Willis is only going to concentrate on action films from now on...

because you know what they say about old habits...

Apparently saying "Black Paint" is not politically correct,

The right way to say it is "Tyrone, please paint the wall"

Apparently "I'm sorry" and "My bad" are same thing

unless you're at a funeral

[Demetri martin]


Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.

There were a lot of casual tees.

Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship

I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend.

Apparently they're removing the essay section from the SAT

Now it's just going to be called the T.

Apparently there's a beef shortage on the rise.

Good news is fast food restaurants shouldn't be affected.

Apparently one in three people cheat.

I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

Apparently, even saying "black paint" is considered racist...

You're supposed to say, "Leeroy, would you please paint the fence."

Apparently the Dad jokes never stop...

I just told my wife I was going to go hop in the shower; my 66 year old father-in-law looks me straight in the face and says, "You know, it works better if you just stand in it"...

Apparently, you can only say "Look at you! You got so big!" to children...

Old girlfriends seem to get offended.


Apparently, there's a new sex position called, "delivery man"...

You stay in all day and no-one comes...

Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.

Apparently 1/3 of people in a relationship are unfaithful

I've just gotta figure out if it's my wife or my girlfriend

Apparantly all flags on the moon have faded to white by now.

Now the French can claim to have been there.

Apparently, over 80% of people...

Apparently, over 80% of people don't know the opposites the the following words...

1) Always

2) Coming

3) From

4) Take

5) Me

6) Down


It's even harder, I'm told, to read the opposites of those words out loud.

Apparently, men think about sex every seven seconds...

I make sure I eat my hotdogs within 6 seconds so it doesn't get weird.

Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range...

But it wasn't his strong suit

So, apparently Rand Paul was sucker punched...

So Rand Paul, who happens to be an ophthalmologist, apparently got into a fight with his neighbor, an anesthesiologist. Paul claims he was sucker punched, but neither man was badly hurt.

Does make you wonder, though - an ophthalmologist who didn't see it coming and an anesthesiologist who failed to deliver a knockout - seems like both men let their professions down badly...

Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'...

...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.

Apparently you can't use "fortnight" as a password.

Two week.

Apparently Muslims invented the condom.

As it turns out, Muslims in the middle east one day came up with the brilliant idea to use goat intestines as a suitable condom. It wasn't, however, until in 1827 when the British perfected the idea by taking the intestines *out* of the goat first.

Apparently my attempt at recreating authentic Middle Eastern recipes gave everyone food poisoning...

I falafel.

Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile

Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds.

Apparently saying "Black paint" is racist...

Now I have to say "Please paint the wall DeMarcus".

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.

The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"

Apparently, people from Dubai don't like the Flintstones...

But people from Abu Dhabi do.

So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine.

It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.

Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player.

He was big in the minors.

Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night...

She stood him up.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese.

And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Apparently, exercise improves your decision making.

It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again.

Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII.

Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken.

Apparently Steve Irwin had his own line of sunscreen but it was taken off the market when he died.

It wasn't protecting against harmful rays.

Appalachian couple get married

Jethro and Ellie Mae get married, and after the wedding party they happily drive off in his 68 Ford truck for their honeymoon. But about an hour later, Jethro storms back into his parents house, angrily slamming the door.
The father asks what's going on, and Jethro says, "The weddins off!" The father says, "Well, now sit down there young fella. I don't understand it. Uns had a nice big weddin, all the clans showed up, you youngins seem perfect for each other, what could go wrong?" Jethro says, "I know pa, but she's a virgin!" And the father says,"Well then you dun the right thing: if she's not good enuf fer her own family, she ain't god enuf fer ours."

Apparently the British hated rows,

which was why they columnised so many places

Apparently Canada banned trans fats today...

I don't really mind, but I wonder what my Aunt John is gonna do...

Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang.

...correct me if you think that's Wong.

I'm very appalled by holocaust jokes.

They are of poor taste and aren't funny.
My own grandfather died in a concentration camp.

The poor fellow, god bless his soul, went to get some food and accidentally fell down from his watchtower.

Apparently mime on mime violence is a real problem, you just don't hear about it.

So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..

And social media went apeshit.

Apparently I'm still lost....

As a bagpiper, I play many places. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt bad and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently I'm still lost....

Apparently OJ Simpson is interested in dating again.

He's ready to have another stab at a relationship.

Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime...

I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place.

Apparently you can survive just by eating plants.

That's something I haven't herbivore.

Apparently, the year 666 was cursed

Everyone that was born that year is dead !

Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding...

...passed out cold.

Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese...

...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again...

Apparently not.

Does anyone know how to avoid clicking jokes that have been ruined by putting the punchline in the title?

Apparently filling animals with helium is "abuse", pfft

Whatever floats your goat, I guess.

Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment....

So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support.

Apparently heroin addicts spend upwards of $500 on heroin a day

On an unrelated note, anyone want to lend me $500

Apparently Karl Marx didn't like JOKES....

Edit-oops ..my bad..he just didn't like them capitalized.

It's now apparently politically incorrect to say "Black paint"

Now you have to say "Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?".

So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with...

"Maybe next time" wasn't the best response. Who knew?

Apparently women prefer men who are taller than them.

So I guess it could be said that tall women have higher standards.

Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump.

He loves trickle-down economics.

Apparently there is a way to permanently remove memories

But I forgot it.

Apparently calling people terrorists if offensive now.

Ive been told the correct term is government contractors.

Apparently reverse cowgirl isn't popular in Alabama...

You never turn your back on family.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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