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Apparently you can't use beefstew as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

Apparently you can survive just by eating plants.

That's something I haven't herbivore.

Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range...

But it wasn't his strong suit

Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang.

...correct me if you think that's Wong.


Apparently Muslims invented the condom.

As it turns out, Muslims in the middle east one day came up with the brilliant idea to use goat intestines as a suitable condom. It wasn't, however, until in 1827 when the British perfected the idea by taking the intestines *out* of the goat first.

Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine.

It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.

Apparently Bruce Willis is only going to concentrate on action films from now on...

because you know what they say about old habits...

Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII.

Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken.

Apparently mime on mime violence is a real problem, you just don't hear about it.

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Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment....

So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support.

Apparently they're removing the essay section from the SAT

Now it's just going to be called the T.

Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night...

She stood him up.

Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'...

...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.

Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese...

...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again...

Apparently, over 80% of people...

Apparently, over 80% of people don't know the opposites the the following words...

1) Always

2) Coming

3) From

4) Take

5) Me

6) Down

It's even harder, I'm told, to read the opposites of those words out loud.

Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime...

I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place.

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.

The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"


Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding...

...passed out cold.

Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary Clinton this election

She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..

And social media went apeshit.

Apparently one in three people cheat.

I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

Apparently, exercise improves your decision making.

It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again.

Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.

There were a lot of casual tees.

Apparently saying "Black Paint" is not politically correct,

The right way to say it is "Tyrone, please paint the wall"

Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile

Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds.

Apparently I snore so loudly that

I scare everyone in the car I'm driving.

Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player.

He was big in the minors.

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship

I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend.

Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds.

Poor guy.

Apparently filling animals with helium is "abuse", pfft

Whatever floats your goat, I guess.

Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump.

He loves trickle-down economics.

It's now apparently politically incorrect to say "Black paint"

Now you have to say "Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?".

Apparently saying "Black paint" is racist...

Now I have to say "Please paint the wall DeMarcus".

Apparently the Dad jokes never stop...

I just told my wife I was going to go hop in the shower; my 66 year old father-in-law looks me straight in the face and says, "You know, it works better if you just stand in it"...

Apparently, someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track.

Police think it was race related.

Apparently my attempt at recreating authentic Middle Eastern recipes gave everyone food poisoning...

I falafel.

Apparently, the year 666 was cursed

Everyone that was born that year is dead !

Apparently OJ Simpson is interested in dating again.

He's ready to have another stab at a relationship.

So, apparently Rand Paul was sucker punched...

So Rand Paul, who happens to be an ophthalmologist, apparently got into a fight with his neighbor, an anesthesiologist. Paul claims he was sucker punched, but neither man was badly hurt.

Does make you wonder, though - an ophthalmologist who didn't see it coming and an anesthesiologist who failed to deliver a knockout - seems like both men let their professions down badly...

Apparently heroin addicts spend upwards of $500 on heroin a day

On an unrelated note, anyone want to lend me $500

Apparantly all flags on the moon have faded to white by now.

Now the French can claim to have been there.

Apparently, there's a new sex position called, "delivery man"...

You stay in all day and no-one comes...

Apparently, even saying "black paint" is considered racist...

You're supposed to say, "Leeroy, would you please paint the fence."

Apparently you can't use "fortnight" as a password.

Two week.

Apparently, you can only say "Look at you! You got so big!" to children...

Old girlfriends seem to get offended.

Apparently Karl Marx didn't like JOKES....

Edit-oops ..my bad..he just didn't like them capitalized.

So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with...

"Maybe next time" wasn't the best response. Who knew?

Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.

Apparently not.

Does anyone know how to avoid clicking jokes that have been ruined by putting the punchline in the title?

Apparently Steve Irwin had his own line of sunscreen but it was taken off the market when he died.

It wasn't protecting against harmful rays.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese.

And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

Apparently Canada banned trans fats today...

I don't really mind, but I wonder what my Aunt John is gonna do...

Apparently reverse cowgirl isn't popular in Alabama...

You never turn your back on family.

I'm very appalled by holocaust jokes.

They are of poor taste and aren't funny.
My own grandfather died in a concentration camp.

The poor fellow, god bless his soul, went to get some food and accidentally fell down from his watchtower.

Apparently calling people terrorists if offensive now.

Ive been told the correct term is government contractors.

Apparently, men think about sex every seven seconds...

I make sure I eat my hotdogs within 6 seconds so it doesn't get weird.

Apparently there's a beef shortage on the rise.

Good news is fast food restaurants shouldn't be affected.

Apparently "I'm sorry" and "My bad" are same thing

unless you're at a funeral

[Demetri martin]

Apparently, people from Dubai don't like the Flintstones...

But people from Abu Dhabi do.

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Apparently 1/3 of people in a relationship are unfaithful

I've just gotta figure out if it's my wife or my girlfriend

Apparently the British hated rows,

which was why they columnised so many places

Apparently, drinking a pint of beer shortens your lifespan by nine minutes.

According to my calculations I died some time in 1829.

Apparently my family is racist

I had them meet my new black girlfriend and they all started screaming at us. Especially my wife.

Apparently there's a battle for the rights to Star Wars aftershave.

It's The Cologne Wars.

Apparently, there's a necrophiliac on the loose.

Look alive, people!

Apparently the average person had sex 90 times this year...

...these last two weeks are going to be incredible!

Apparently Kraft are opening a new factory in the Holy Land. They're calling it . . .

Cheeses of Nazareth.

Apparently a cat has caught Covid

Don't ask meow...

Apparently the government has several models to forecast how the pandemic will play out

They should use scientists instead - they're not as pretty but they know a lot more.

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