App Jokes

176 app jokes and hilarious app puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about app that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the funniest jokes about all your favorite apps, including dating apps, cash apps, and all the latest apps to hit the market! We've rounded up all the jokes you can think of to make you laugh while you shop for your next favorite app. Who knows, you might even learn something interesting about how these apps work! No matter what kind of app you're looking for - dating, money, music or any other - these app jokes will make you giggle.

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Funniest App Short Jokes

Short app jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The app humour may include short application jokes also.

I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'
The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store. But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new star. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.
I've decided to launch a brand new dating app exclusively for Palaeontologists…….. I'm going to call it 'Carbon Dating'
My father complained "I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men." Dad, you're using Uber.
Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
There's a new goth dating app called graveyard. Instead of liking someone, you dig them.
(putting the romance back in necromance.)
A man downloaded a calculator app, but needed to pay extra to unlock the plus button He had to pay in order to use additional features
I've started a dating app for chickens. It's not my main job though, just to makes hens meet.
Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.
A joke my 7 year old son came up with. - What app does the clock have installed on his phone?
- TikTok

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App One Liners

Which app one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with app? I can suggest the ones about software and dating app.

Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app.
My friend doesn't like dating apps. Maybe they should try dating people.
I've made an app to loosen the top of a ketchup bottle It's an open sauce project
What dating app do lumberjacks use? Timber
New dating app for German Catholic Priests Kinder
I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder.
Rioters now have their own dating app. It's called Plenty of Sheep
What dating app do priests use? Kinder
I finally found an app for my senior love life!! Carbon Dating <3
I downloaded a Lego app today. It bricked my phone.
What dating app do Catholic Priests use? Amber Alerts.
Have y'all heard about this new app that lets you see ghosts? It's called Tinder
I just compiled my new app, its named "Politics". It's corrupted.
Why did the Italian cheese maker join a dating app? He was provolonely.
What do you call it when meeting up with people from dating apps? Playing with matches.

App For Jokes

Here is a list of funny app for jokes and even better app for puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.
I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
Apple is reportedly buying Shazam for some $400m. Couldn't they just download it from the App Store for free?
Google's app management app is called "Google Play" and their payment app is called "Google pay" Their navigation app should be called "Google Way"
The mafia have decided to get into online crime to keep upto date. They have just launched a new App called Pay-Up-Pal.
I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app... When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.
After installing a personal budget control app, I saw how much money I spend on beer every month. This opened my eyes. Clearly, I shouldn't do this anymore. I deleted the app.
I mixed up the Pizza Hut app and Grindr. There is a 10 vegetarian with extra cheese on the way over and I'm not sure what to expect….
I've ordered some German food through a mobile app. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches... Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.

Dating App Jokes

Here is a list of funny dating app jokes and even better dating app puns that will make you laugh with friends.

After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars... if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality
Women on dating apps give me compliments all the time One time this girl told me "you are unmatched"
Told my friend to use multiple dating apps to find a partner because… … she doesn't believe in love at first site
Stole this one: I'm starting a dating app for transmascs and nonbinaries It's called Bindr
I'm building a dating app exclusively for people working in bars ...look out for BarTinder
Did you hear about that dating app for Lumberjacks? Timber!
Which dating apps do priests prefer to use? Kinder
I made a dating app for marionettes, and it failed. Everyone wanted No Strings Attached dating.
Did you hear about the new Lesbian only dating app? Scissr
cats There's a new dating app for cats in Prague...
it's called Czech Meowt

App Store Jokes

Here is a list of funny app store jokes and even better app store puns that will make you laugh with friends.

I've developed an app with information about insects, but it keeps getting bad reviews in App Store …
People say it has a lot of bugs?
What Game on the App Store is not available in Africa? Where's my Water.
I Asked the Apple App Store through the Search Bar if It Could Make a Fire It said "No matches."
Today i was happy... that i could finally purchase cheaper iPhone X until i realize i was updating apps in Play store...
What did I say to the retail employee who asked me to sign up for their stores app? Appsolutely not.
What app prevents Apple store managers from firing their geniuses? iQuit
Your momma so dumb she drove around looking for the App Store
The Windows app store. Title.

App Lets Jokes

Here is a list of funny app lets jokes and even better app lets puns that will make you laugh with friends.

I found this amazing app that let's you find out which of your friends are racists, which ones are sexists and even which ones are just crazy. It's called 'Facebook'.
I'm developing an app that lets you customize the look and feel of 4chan when browsing. It's called 4skin
I write jokes for a living and write code for fun. I should mention I am unemployed, but there is a company that lets me sit in their offices all day making mobile apps for some regular money.
Apple made an app for their watch, called i-Bro, which lets you connect to all your homies Feminists were upset they didn't name an app similarly for women.
Did you hear? There's this app that lets you see which of your family members would have been n**... in WWII... It's called Facebook.
I'm thinking about an app to let people rate strippers I want to name it "s**... Advisor"

Laughable App Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about app you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean device jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make app pranks.

My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.

Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a t**... with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

I'm thinking about starting a dating app for low IQ people.

I'm calling it OK s**....

What do you call an app for an online b**... party?

Facetime.

Why 6 was really afraid of 7

6 was just a normal girl, she met 7 on a dating app. They went out several times after that and a few dates later 7 proposed. 6 was ecstatic, they got married within the month and when they moved into a new house they quickly made friends with their neighbors, 9 and 10. 6 soon noticed strange behavior in 7, he was going out late at night to other people's houses. One night 6 saw 7 leave into the neighbors house. She decided to follow him in and was horrified. Blood stains led up to the darkened kitchen where she discovered some thing she could never unsee. 7 had done it. 7 8 9.

My doctor told me to remove trans fats...

Who knew removing my tumblr app would get me back to proper health?

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

My son made up this joke. Knock knock

-Who's there?
-Alexa
-Alexa who?
-Sorry I don't know that one. You can always leave feedback on the Alexa app.

Facebook will reveal what information about you was leaked in recent years.

Just log in and fill out this quiz on our new app.

My banking app gives me lots of positive feedback

Every time I log in it tells me my balance is outstanding!

The guy who invented the Apple maps app walks into a bar ...

... and says, "Wait a second, this isn't Subway."

I don't remember if I used my pizza hut and Grindr app.

All I know is that I got a 10 inch meat lover coming my way.

If Tindr is for straight people and grindr is for gay men, what is the dating app for l**...?

Scissr

We are launching a Food App that will help you lose your weight

You'll order but we won't deliver.

Have you heard of the new titanic app?

I was excited to use it, but as soon as I plugged it into my computer it started syncing!
- My professor. No one laughed.

The NSA created a dating app to identify potential terrorists.

They called it "j**... me at Hello."

iPhones map app has major problems

iPhone map app has a major problem. The voice directed me to "turn left then bear right" .... but it was really just a cat sitting there.

What do you call it when a male app meets a female app?

An update.

This Corona app is like Tinder in reverse...

...first you meet, then you find out you have a match and suddenly you feel rather lonely.

I made a new app for Muslim wrestlers.

iSlam

I developed a successful chicken social network app to make more money.

I didn't do it for the glory I did it to make hens meet.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app this morning...

...and it sent an ambulance to my house

What's he difference between Robin Hood and Robinhood?

Robin Hood is apt to steal while Robinhood is app to steal.

What is Harry Potter's favorite new app?

Spellcheck

Video app

There's a new video app for people with no parents, it's called OrFans.

What do you call an app that delivers drugs to you, whenever you need it?

Instagram.

I just thought of this while scrolling Reddit and i just had to post it

If Rolex had an app on PC what would be Its file name?

Rol.exe
Sorry for the trash pun, thought about it while walking in front of rolex

I heard they are making a "Tinder" app for midgets...

...it's called "Kindling"

What is Thanos' favorite app?

Snapchat

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

I just created an app you can use to find the nearest restroom

When you use it, it generates your I P address

The Catholic Church just released a new app... But...

It's pay to pray.

Calculator app

My 12-year-old daughter made this up.
She said she got a calculator app for her phone but it didn't give a plus key unless she paid additional fees.

Every good camper knows that to start a fire you need tinder.

So I installed the Tinder app. Still no fire, though. I can't seem to get any matches.

I want to start a paranormal hookup app.

The tagline would be: for things that want to go bump in the night.
(Finally a place where ghosting would be totally acceptable.)

I installed a pedometer app on my phone

But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids.

I created a new gig-economy app for laundry called Laundr.

Unfortunately, the only thing anyone seems to use it for is washer-dryer hookups.

What do you call a dating app for paedophiles

Kinder tinder

I'm developing a dating app for l**...

"Likr"
^^^there ^^^i ^^^fixed ^^^it

I told my Dad I'd got a new app that would make Amazon Alexa be my girlfriend.

Dad: "You can do much better than that."
Me: "Thanks."
Dad: "I was talking to Alexa."