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- I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'
- The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store. But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new star. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.
- I've decided to launch a brand new dating app exclusively for Palaeontologists…….. I'm going to call it 'Carbon Dating'
- My father complained "I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men." Dad, you're using Uber.
- Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
- There's a new goth dating app called graveyard. Instead of liking someone, you dig them.
(putting the romance back in necromance.) - A man downloaded a calculator app, but needed to pay extra to unlock the plus button He had to pay in order to use additional features
- Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.
- A joke my 7 year old son came up with. - What app does the clock have installed on his phone?
- TikTok - I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
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- My friend doesn't like dating apps. Maybe they should try dating people.
- I've made an app to loosen the top of a ketchup bottle It's an open sauce project
- What dating app do lumberjacks use? Timber
- New dating app for German Catholic Priests Kinder
- I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder.
- Rioters now have their own dating app. It's called Plenty of Sheep
- I finally found an app for my senior love life!! Carbon Dating <3
- I downloaded a Lego app today. It bricked my phone.
- What dating app do Catholic Priests use? Amber Alerts.
- Have y'all heard about this new app that lets you see ghosts? It's called Tinder
- I just compiled my new app, its named "Politics". It's corrupted.
- Why did the Italian cheese maker join a dating app? He was provolonely.
- What do you call it when meeting up with people from dating apps? Playing with matches.
- What do you call it when a male app meets a female app? An update.
- I made a new app for Muslim wrestlers. iSlam
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The guy who invented the Apple maps app walks into a bar ...
... and says, "Wait a second, this isn't Subway."
So Apple made a spinoff of the iPod Touch...
...where you design all its features yourself. The color, storage, apps that come with it, basically everything.
However, it got banned from all Apple stores because of its name, the iTouchMyself.
I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app...
When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app this morning...
...and it sent an ambulance to my house
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The NSA created a dating app to identify potential terrorists.
They called it "j**... me at Hello."
Girlfriends are like phone apps
They come with in-app purchases, and need the reassurance of updates to function well.
What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
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Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages
For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.
I installed a pedometer app on my phone
But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids.
My doctor told me to remove trans fats...
Who knew removing my tumblr app would get me back to proper health?
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I think I finally understand these dating apps
They all include they want something serious and long-term, so I went on a date last week, and gave her h**....
Why 6 was really afraid of 7
6 was just a normal girl, she met 7 on a dating app. They went out several times after that and a few dates later 7 proposed. 6 was ecstatic, they got married within the month and when they moved into a new house they quickly made friends with their neighbors, 9 and 10. 6 soon noticed strange behavior in 7, he was going out late at night to other people's houses. One night 6 saw 7 leave into the neighbors house. She decided to follow him in and was horrified. Blood stains led up to the darkened kitchen where she discovered some thing she could never unsee. 7 had done it. 7 8 9.
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I'm thinking about an app to let people rate strippers
I want to name it "s**... Advisor"
I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches...
Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.
Apple is reportedly buying Shazam for some $400m.
Couldn't they just download it from the App Store for free?
I want to start a paranormal hookup app.
The tagline would be: for things that want to go bump in the night.
(Finally a place where ghosting would be totally acceptable.)
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I'm thinking about starting a dating app for low IQ people.
I'm calling it OK s**....
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My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a t**... with two hot princesses?"
I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.
Facebook will reveal what information about you was leaked in recent years.
Just log in and fill out this quiz on our new app.
Have you heard of the new titanic app?
I was excited to use it, but as soon as I plugged it into my computer it started syncing!
- My professor. No one laughed.
What do you call a dating app for paedophiles
Kinder tinder
What is Harry Potter's favorite new app?
Spellcheck
After installing a personal budget control app, I saw how much money I spend on beer every month. This opened my eyes. Clearly, I shouldn't do this anymore.
I deleted the app.
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
Every good camper knows that to start a fire you need tinder.
So I installed the Tinder app. Still no fire, though. I can't seem to get any matches.
Did you hear about the new Lesbian only dating app?
Scissr
I heard they are making a "Tinder" app for midgets...
...it's called "Kindling"
After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars...
if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality
If Rolex had an app on PC what would be Its file name?
Rol.exe
Sorry for the trash pun, thought about it while walking in front of rolex
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What do you call an app for an online b**... party?
Facetime.
This Corona app is like Tinder in reverse...
...first you meet, then you find out you have a match and suddenly you feel rather lonely.
I found this amazing app that let's you find out which of your friends are racists, which ones are sexists and even which ones are just crazy.
It's called 'Facebook'.
We are launching a Food App that will help you lose your weight
You'll order but we won't deliver.
cats
There's a new dating app for cats in Prague...
it's called Czech Meowt
iPhones map app has major problems
iPhone map app has a major problem. The voice directed me to "turn left then bear right" .... but it was really just a cat sitting there.
I developed a successful chicken social network app to make more money.
I didn't do it for the glory I did it to make hens meet.
My son made up this joke. Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Alexa
-Alexa who?
-Sorry I don't know that one. You can always leave feedback on the Alexa app.
What's he difference between Robin Hood and Robinhood?
Robin Hood is apt to steal while Robinhood is app to steal.
I'm building a dating app exclusively for people working in bars
...look out for BarTinder
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Did you hear? There's this app that lets you see which of your family members would have been n**... in WWII...
It's called Facebook.
What do you call an app that delivers drugs to you, whenever you need it?
Instagram.
I just thought of this while scrolling Reddit and i just had to post it
I made a dating app for marionettes, and it failed.
Everyone wanted No Strings Attached dating.
I've developed an app with information about insects, but it keeps getting bad reviews in App Store
…
People say it has a lot of bugs?
Video app
There's a new video app for people with no parents, it's called OrFans.
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If Tindr is for straight people and grindr is for gay men, what is the dating app for l**...?
Scissr
Calculator app
My 12-year-old daughter made this up.
She said she got a calculator app for her phone but it didn't give a plus key unless she paid additional fees.
I've ordered some German food through a mobile app.
The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
I don't remember if I used my pizza hut and Grindr app.
All I know is that I got a 10 inch meat lover coming my way.
The Catholic Church just released a new app... But...
It's pay to pray.
I created a new gig-economy app for laundry called Laundr.
Unfortunately, the only thing anyone seems to use it for is washer-dryer hookups.
I mixed up the Pizza Hut app and Grindr.
There is a 10 vegetarian with extra cheese on the way over and I'm not sure what to expect….
Stole this one: I'm starting a dating app for transmascs and nonbinaries
It's called Bindr
My banking app gives me lots of positive feedback
Every time I log in it tells me my balance is outstanding!
I just created an app you can use to find the nearest restroom
When you use it, it generates your I P address
Told my friend to use multiple dating apps to find a partner because…
… she doesn't believe in love at first site
The Mafia have decided to get into online crime to keep upto date.
They have just launched a new App called Pay-Up-Pal.
Little known fact #38: One of the first online "hook-up" apps started out using Sean Connery to do their voice overs. They soon noticed they were only getting hits from roofers.
Apparently they were interested in the dozens of hot shingles in their area.
Google's app management app is called "Google Play" and their payment app is called "Google pay"
Their navigation app should be called "Google Way"
