The Best 35 App For Jokes

Following is our collection of funny App For jokes. There are some app for ios android jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these app for 999 99 puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest App For Jokes and Puns

My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.

Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.

I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist.

It's called 'Facebook'

The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store.

But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new stars. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.

Did you hear? There's this app that lets you see which of your family members would have been nazis in WWII...

It's called Facebook.

My father complained "I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."

Dad, you're using Uber.


My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app...

called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.

A man downloaded a calculator app, but needed to pay extra to unlock the plus button

He had to pay in order to use additional features

Yo mama so fat...

...she had an heart attack while running an app.

I'm thinking about starting a dating app for low IQ people.

I'm calling it OK Stupid.

PokΓ©mon Go is more popular than Tinder.

Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.

You can explore app for mobile app reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean app for dating app dad jokes. There are also app for puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages

For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.

I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area,

Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.

Apple is reportedly buying Shazam for some $400m.

Couldn't they just download it from the App Store for free?

I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app...

When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.

After installing a personal budget control app, I saw how much money I spend on beer every month. This opened my eyes. Clearly, I shouldn't do this anymore.

I deleted the app.

Why 6 was really afraid of 7

6 was just a normal girl, she met 7 on a dating app. They went out several times after that and a few dates later 7 proposed. 6 was ecstatic, they got married within the month and when they moved into a new house they quickly made friends with their neighbors, 9 and 10. 6 soon noticed strange behavior in 7, he was going out late at night to other people's houses. One night 6 saw 7 leave into the neighbors house. She decided to follow him in and was horrified. Blood stains led up to the darkened kitchen where she discovered some thing she could never unsee. 7 had done it. 7 8 9.

What do you call an app for an online bukkake party?

Facetime.

New dating app for German Catholic Priests

Kinder


I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder.

I've ordered some German food through a mobile app.

The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.

I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches...

Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.

I'm thinking about an app to let people rate strippers

I want to name it "Strip Advisor"

After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars...

if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality

My doctor told me to remove trans fats...

Who knew removing my tumblr app would get me back to proper health?

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Facebook will reveal what information about you was leaked in recent years.

Just log in and fill out this quiz on our new app.

Rioters now have their own dating app.

It's called Plenty of Sheep

What dating app do priests use?

Kinder

I finally found an app for my senior love life!!

Carbon Dating <3

What's a great dating app for pedophiles?

Tindergarden

I downloaded a Lego app today.

It bricked my phone.

I don't remember if I used my pizza hut and Grindr app.

All I know is that I got a 10 inch meat lover coming my way.

If Tindr is for straight people and grindr is for gay men, what is the dating app for lesbians?

Scissr

I found this amazing app that let's you find out which of your friends are racists, which ones are sexists and even which ones are just crazy.

It's called 'Facebook'.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the app for ios jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working app for android app piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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