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My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist.
It's called 'Facebook'
The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store.
But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new stars. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.
Did you hear? There's this app that lets you see which of your family members would have been n**... in WWII...
It's called Facebook.
I've decided to launch a brand new dating app exclusively for Palaeontologists……..
I'm going to call it 'Carbon Dating'
My father complained "I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."
Dad, you're using Uber.
My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a t**... with two hot princesses?"
I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.
Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app...
called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
There's a new goth dating app called graveyard.
Instead of liking someone, you dig them.
(putting the romance back in necromance.)
A man downloaded a calculator app, but needed to pay extra to unlock the plus button
He had to pay in order to use additional features
Yo mama so fat...
...she had an heart attack while running an app.
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I'm thinking about starting a dating app for low IQ people.
I'm calling it OK s**....
I've started a dating app for chickens.
It's not my main job though, just to makes hens meet.
Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder.
Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.
A joke my 7 year old son came up with.
- What app does the clock have installed on his phone?
- TikTok
My friend doesn't like dating apps.
Maybe they should try dating people.
Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages
For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.
I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area,
Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
Apple is reportedly buying Shazam for some $400m.
Couldn't they just download it from the App Store for free?
I've made an app to loosen the top of a ketchup bottle
It's an open sauce project
Google's app management app is called "Google Play" and their payment app is called "Google pay"
Their navigation app should be called "Google Way"
What dating app do lumberjacks use?
Timber
The Mafia have decided to get into online crime to keep upto date.
They have just launched a new App called Pay-Up-Pal.
I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app...
When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.
After installing a personal budget control app, I saw how much money I spend on beer every month. This opened my eyes. Clearly, I shouldn't do this anymore.
I deleted the app.
What do you call an app for an online b**... party?
Facetime.
Why 6 was really afraid of 7
6 was just a normal girl, she met 7 on a dating app. They went out several times after that and a few dates later 7 proposed. 6 was ecstatic, they got married within the month and when they moved into a new house they quickly made friends with their neighbors, 9 and 10. 6 soon noticed strange behavior in 7, he was going out late at night to other people's houses. One night 6 saw 7 leave into the neighbors house. She decided to follow him in and was horrified. Blood stains led up to the darkened kitchen where she discovered some thing she could never unsee. 7 had done it. 7 8 9.
I mixed up the Pizza Hut app and Grindr.
There is a 10 vegetarian with extra cheese on the way over and I'm not sure what to expect….
New dating app for German Catholic Priests
Kinder
I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder.
I've ordered some German food through a mobile app.
The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches...
Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.
I'm thinking about an app to let people rate strippers
I want to name it "s**... Advisor"
After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars...
if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality
My doctor told me to remove trans fats...
Who knew removing my tumblr app would get me back to proper health?
