Apostrophes Jokes

Funniest Apostrophes Short Jokes

Short apostrophes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The apostrophes humour may include short capital letters jokes also.

1. If woman had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions.
2. It makes me sick when people forget to add an apostrophe. I swear if it happens again... I'll be ill
3. What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes? They would be more possessive and have more frequent contractions!
4. What do apostrophes and demonic behavior have in common? They're both signs of possession.
5. My cat rolled up into a ball with just its tail hanging out and won't move it's a cat apostrophe
6. A woman shouts to her husband "Im having contractions!" Her husband walks over to her and hands her a bag of apostrophes. The woman, relieved, says "thanks, I'm feeling much better now."
7. I asked my wife to say 4 things about me She said I'm mature, I'm polite, and I'm perfect.
   And that I have no idea how apostrophes work.
8. Mr. and Mrs. Apostrophe are divorcing.
   He found her to be possessive and she hated his contractions.
   The marriage felt like a sentence.
9. Why don't Muslims use contractions of words? Because in Islam, the penalty for apostrophe is death.
10. Why do s**... cells look like commas and apostrophes? They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.

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Apostrophes One Liners

Which apostrophes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with apostrophes? I can suggest the ones about punctuation and hyperbole.

1. Imagine if instead of periods, women had apostrophes They'd be even more possessive.
2. Never date an apostrophe... they can be possessive.
3. Why do demons love apostrophes? They show possession.
4. An apostrophe walks into a'bar.
5. People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)
6. What do you call the inverted comma of a jealous girlfriend? A possessive's apostrophe
7. It's Oscars weekend. Good for him, maybe this time he learns about the apostrophe...
8. Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"? Because it is possessive
9. Apostrophes are like s**... ed If you're not sure, don't put it in
10. Apostrophes are a bit like s**... ed If you don't know where to put it, leave it out.
11. Apostrophes matter. I'm gonna shower my ding d**...
    I'm gonna show 'er my ding d**...

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