Great Apostrophes Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect..
Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.
Imagine if instead of periods, women had apostrophes
They'd be even more possessive.
Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes?
They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.
If woman had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions.
Common English Mistakes
Common English Mistakes
-mixing up there, their, and they're
-using the wrong too, to, or two
-putting commas in the wrong place
-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches
-using apostrophes for plurals
Why do demons love apostrophes?
They show possession.
What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?
They would be more possessive and have more frequent contractions!
What do apostrophes and demonic behavior have in common?
They're both signs of possession.
A philosopher says to a linguist...
A philosopher says to a linguist What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes? The linguist replied, They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.
Apostrophes are like sex ed
If you're not sure, don't put it in
A woman shouts to her husband "Im having contractions!"
Her husband walks over to her and hands her a bag of apostrophes. The woman, relieved, says "thanks, I'm feeling much better now."
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I asked my wife to say 4 things about me
She said I'm mature, I'm polite, and I'm perfect.
And that I have no idea how apostrophes work.
Apostrophes are a bit like sex ed
If you don't know where to put it, leave it out.
