Apostrophes Jokes

Following is our collection of frequent humor and fundamental one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apostrophes puns for adults, dirty ellipsis jokes or clean contractions gags for kids.

There is an abundance of linguist jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on apostrophes. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any pronouns witze you can hear about apostrophes.

The Best jokes about Apostrophes

I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect..

Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.

Imagine if instead of periods, women had apostrophes

They'd be even more possessive.

Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes?

They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.

If woman had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions.

Common English Mistakes

Common English Mistakes

-mixing up there, their, and they're

-using the wrong too, to, or two

-putting commas in the wrong place

-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches

-using apostrophes for plurals

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?

They would be more possessive and have more frequent contractions!

What do apostrophes and demonic behavior have in common?

They're both signs of possession.

A philosopher says to a linguist...

A philosopher says to a linguist What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes? The linguist replied, They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.

Apostrophes are like sex ed

If you're not sure, don't put it in

A woman shouts to her husband "Im having contractions!"

Her husband walks over to her and hands her a bag of apostrophes. The woman, relieved, says "thanks, I'm feeling much better now."

People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll.


I asked my wife to say 4 things about me

She said I'm mature, I'm polite, and I'm perfect.

And that I have no idea how apostrophes work.

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