Apostrophes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apostrophes jokes. There are some apostrophes fundamental jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apostrophes contractions puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Great Apostrophes Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect..

Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.

Imagine if instead of periods, women had apostrophes

They'd be even more possessive.

Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes?

They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.

If woman had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions.

Common English Mistakes

Common English Mistakes

-mixing up there, their, and they're

-using the wrong too, to, or two

-putting commas in the wrong place

-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches

-using apostrophes for plurals

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?

They would be more possessive and have more frequent contractions!

Apostrophes joke, What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?

What do apostrophes and demonic behavior have in common?

They're both signs of possession.

A philosopher says to a linguist...

A philosopher says to a linguist What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes? The linguist replied, They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.

Apostrophes are like sex ed

If you're not sure, don't put it in

A woman shouts to her husband "Im having contractions!"

Her husband walks over to her and hands her a bag of apostrophes. The woman, relieved, says "thanks, I'm feeling much better now."

You can explore apostrophes frequent reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean apostrophes ellipsis dad jokes. There are also apostrophes puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

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I asked my wife to say 4 things about me

She said I'm mature, I'm polite, and I'm perfect.

And that I have no idea how apostrophes work.

Apostrophes are a bit like sex ed

If you don't know where to put it, leave it out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apostrophes linguist puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apostrophes pronouns piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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