Apostrophe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apostrophe jokes. There are some apostrophe semicolon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apostrophe bol puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Apostrophe Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

It makes me sick when people forget to add an apostrophe. I swear if it happens again...

I'll be ill

Never date an apostrophe...

they can be possessive.

What do apostrophes and demonic behavior have in common?

They're both signs of possession.

Apostrophes are like sex ed

If you're not sure, don't put it in

My cat rolled up into a ball with just its tail hanging out and won't move

it's a cat apostrophe

An apostrophe walks into a'bar.

What do you call the inverted comma of a jealous girlfriend?

A possessive's apostrophe

Apostrophes are a bit like sex ed

If you don't know where to put it, leave it out.

It's Oscars weekend.

Good for him, maybe this time he learns about the apostrophe...

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apostrophe pronoun puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apostrophe comma piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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