The Best 16 Apostles Jokes

Following is our collection of Apostles jokes which are very funny. There are some apostles matthew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apostles peter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Apostles Jokes and Puns

So, Jesus is going over the bill for the Last Supper...

So Jesus is going over the bill for the Last Supper when the apostles notice he has closed his eyes, and is rubbing the bridge of his nose. Exasperated, he asks: "Why... WHY would anyone order wine?"

Jesus and the 12 apostles walk into a restaurant

and Jesus says to the waiter:

-- Table for 26 please.

-- But there's only 13 of you?

-- Yeah, but we wanna sit all on one side.

Jesus walks into a restaurant with his Apostles...

and says to the host, "Table for 26 please". The host, confused said, "but Jesus, it's just you and your 12 Apostles, that only makes 13". To this Jesus replied, "Yeah, but we're only going to sit on one side of the table."

At the Last Supper...

[At Last Supper]

*Jesus raises bread*
"This is my body!"
*Jesus raises wine*
"And this is my blood!"
*Pulls out 9 of Clubs*
"And this is your card"
*Apostles go nuts*

Jesus was able to hold the 12 apostles together...

He acted as a crossmemeber.


The apostles are at the last supper...

Jesus is eating like a slob and spilling wine everywhere and Judas says to him "Were you born in a barn?"

Jesus was talking with the 12 apostles..

He said Hey Guys, I can walk on water!
They responded No way
And he said back Yahweh!

I'm painting a still life version of The Last Supper with all the apostles as vegetables

Judas is carrot.

Did you hear the one about the Atheist who played hide and seek with the Apostles?

He found Jesus.

Jesus and his apostles go to a restaurant...

"Table for 26, please," Jesus tells the hostess.

"But there are only 13 of you."

"Yeah, but we're all going to sit on one side of the table."

Jesus' apostles were Mexican...

...Because there were twelve of them who traveled in an accord.

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What type of car did the apostles drive?

A Honda, because they were all in one Accord.

According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer?

Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord.

Jesus and the Apostles walk into a bar.

"How many?" the hostess asks.

Jesus replies: "Table for 26 please. It's our Last Supper and we all want to sit on the same side."

Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table.

There must have been a show and karaoke.

Jesus and the apostles run out of weed...

Peter is upset but Simon calmly reminds him, "He has resin."

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