Apostle Jokes

Following is our collection of savior humor and everlasting one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apostle puns for adults, dirty quill jokes or clean taffy gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Apostle

The apostles are at the last supper...

Jesus is eating like a slob and spilling wine everywhere and Judas says to him "Were you born in a barn?"

Jesus' apostles were Mexican...

...Because there were twelve of them who traveled in an accord.

How Jesus able to change Peter from a tax collector to an apostle?

Peter was non-prophet.

What do you call a Sith Missionary? [OC by my 7yr old son]

The Apostle Maul.

What did the remorseful, penitent bulimic say while purging?

"Oh, retching man that I am! Who will save me..."

(With insincere apologies to the Apostle Paul.)


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