Uproarious Apostle Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What do Paul the Apostle and Jack the Ripper have in common?
They have the same middle name.
I told my wife I'm going to start calling her Peter the Apostle.
After she denied me three times.
At church in Russia they have Communionism.
Jesus broke bread and said "This is my body..." The Russian apostle cuts him off and says "Nyet, it is 'our' body".
The apostles are at the last supper...
Jesus is eating like a slob and spilling wine everywhere and Judas says to him "Were you born in a barn?"
Jesus' apostles were Mexican...
...Because there were twelve of them who traveled in an accord.
How Jesus able to change Peter from a tax collector to an apostle?
Peter was non-prophet.
What do you call a Sith m**...? [OC by my 7yr old son]
The Apostle Maul.
What did the remorseful, penitent bulimic say while purging?
"Oh, retching man that I am! Who will save me..."
(With insincere apologies to the Apostle Paul.)
