The Best 7 Apostle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apostle jokes. There are some apostle everlasting jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apostle taffy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Apostle Jokes and Puns

What do Paul the Apostle and Jack the Ripper have in common?

They have the same middle name.

I told my wife I'm going to start calling her Peter the Apostle.

After she denied me three times.

The apostles are at the last supper...

Jesus is eating like a slob and spilling wine everywhere and Judas says to him "Were you born in a barn?"

Jesus' apostles were Mexican...

...Because there were twelve of them who traveled in an accord.

How Jesus able to change Peter from a tax collector to an apostle?

Peter was non-prophet.


What do you call a Sith Missionary? [OC by my 7yr old son]

The Apostle Maul.

What did the remorseful, penitent bulimic say while purging?

"Oh, retching man that I am! Who will save me..."

(With insincere apologies to the Apostle Paul.)

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