Apology Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apology jokes. There are some apology arrange jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apology apology accepted puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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After my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an...

...I had tons of private messages from Muslims on this site. As an apology to them I would like to say this:

"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bombing and violence."

OK, there - I said it. Now can you please stop sending me death threats?

President Trump just compared impeachment to being lynched.

If you are expecting an apology he will leave you hanging.

Birth certificate

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

Somalis at the Olympics...

The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

"I Apollogize".

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Apology joke, What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

One day Bob gets a text from his neighbor...

The text reads: "Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt about something and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you aren't home. Probably more than you, honestly. I know its no excuse, but I don't get it at home. But now, I can't live with this guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later Bob gets a second text from his neighbor: "Sorry, really should use spell check! That should be 'wifi'."

Edit for clarity.

Ellen Pao's apology.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven.

Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

You're so ugly...

your birth certificate is a letter of apology.

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I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy

It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

I made you brownies

Me - I made you apology brownies.

Her - Oh... I don't like chocolate.

Me - I know, I'm not that sorry.

A Women' Apology

I am sorry,
But it was Your mistake.

Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement...

"Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!"

Apology joke, Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement...

I've found out recently the worst way to start a bennefit gig for abused children

is with an apology

A man walks into his office

A man walks into his office cubicle on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor.
it reads, "Do you have any naked photos of your wife?"

Outraged the man replies, "NO I DO NOT!!!!"

Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor. Expecting an apology, he opens the e-mail.

It reads, "Want to buy some?"

A man got a text from his neighbor: "I'm so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I've been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."

The man anguished and betrayed, went into his room, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife.

A couple of seconds later, another text arrived.
'Fucking auto correct, I meant "wifi", not "wife"'

We all know about the American Civil War...

But the Canadian Civil War was resolved with a handshake and an apology... making it more civil than any war ever.

I'm curious what my vegetarian friend will bring to the superbowl party tonight.

Hopefully it's an apology.

How does a Canadian demand an apology?

Leading by example.

What do you say when you offended a Canadian but just don't care?

Sorry if you wanted an apology.

Apparently the worst way to open a benefit for abused children...

... Is with an apology.

Did you know that Karen has a special birth-certificate?

So do I! When I was born Durex sent an apology letter to my parents!

What do you call a group of Canadians?

An apology

Apology joke, What do you call a group of Canadians?

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly working to produce oxygen so you can breathe.

I think you owe it an apology

If you major in anthropology....

You owe your parents an apology.

When The Left always demands apologies from The Right...

Still waiting for the The Left's first apology.

What Do You Call An Apology Written Only In Dots & Dashes ?

Re-morse code

I wrote an apology to my friend in dots and dashes

I called it a re-morse code

I went to get my hair cut today but there were so many in front of me.

After an hour the manager started to hand out hot dogs and burgers as an apology for the long wait.

It was the Best Barber Queue ever!

My mom is like a YouTube apology video

She never admits she's wrong

Was just watching the Great British Baking Show

The entire series feels like an apology for sending us Gordon Ramsay.


(an old Yiddish joke)

The court jester argued with the king about whether an apology could be worse than the crime.

Later that day the king was going up the stairs when he felt a hand on his behind. He turned around to see the jester.

"I'm sorry your Highness, I apologize. I thought you were the Queen.

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