Apology Jokes

Following is our collection of forgiveness humor and arrange one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apology puns for adults, dirty canadian jokes or clean apology accepted gags for kids.

There is an abundance of explanation jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 27 funniest jokes on apology. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any justification witze you can hear about apology.

The Best jokes about Apology

After my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an...

...I had tons of private messages from Muslims on this site. As an apology to them I would like to say this:

"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bombing and violence."

OK, there - I said it. Now can you please stop sending me death threats?

A man got a text from his neighbor: "I'm so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I've been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."

The man anguished and betrayed, went into his room, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife.

A couple of seconds later, another text arrived.
'Fucking auto correct, I meant "wifi", not "wife"'

What do you call a group of Canadians?

An apology

One day Bob gets a text from his neighbor...

The text reads: "Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt about something and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you aren't home. Probably more than you, honestly. I know its no excuse, but I don't get it at home. But now, I can't live with this guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."



Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.


Moments later Bob gets a second text from his neighbor: "Sorry, really should use spell check! That should be 'wifi'."

Edit for clarity.

A guy texts his neighbor...

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:

"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later the guy gets a second text: "Really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"."


Somalis at the Olympics...

The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events.

A man walks into his office

A man walks into his office cubicle on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor.
it reads, "Do you have any naked photos of your wife?"

Outraged the man replies, "NO I DO NOT!!!!"


Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor. Expecting an apology, he opens the e-mail.


It reads, "Want to buy some?"

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

"My bad" is an apology in all circumstances....

.....except at a funeral.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What Do You Call An Apology Written Only In Dots & Dashes ?

Re-morse code


You're so ugly...

your birth certificate is a letter of apology.

We all know about the American Civil War...

But the Canadian Civil War was resolved with a handshake and an apology... making it more civil than any war ever.

A Women' Apology

I am sorry,
But it was Your mistake.

I wrote an apology to my friend in dots and dashes

I called it a re-morse code

Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement...

"Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!"

President Trump just compared impeachment to being lynched.

If you are expecting an apology he will leave you hanging.

Birth certificate

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy

It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology.


I'm curious what my vegetarian friend will bring to the superbowl party tonight.

Hopefully it's an apology.

How does a Canadian demand an apology?

Leading by example.

What do you say when you offended a Canadian but just don't care?

Sorry if you wanted an apology.

I made you brownies

Me - I made you apology brownies.

Her - Oh... I don't like chocolate.

Me - I know, I'm not that sorry.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

"I Apollogize".

If you major in anthropology....

You owe your parents an apology.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly working to produce oxygen so you can breathe.

I think you owe it an apology

When The Left always demands apologies from The Right...

Still waiting for the The Left's first apology.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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