Apologetic Jokes

Following is our collection of tone humor and sprechen one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apologetic puns for adults, dirty apology jokes or clean sheepish gags for kids.

There is an abundance of rude jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on apologetic. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any excuse witze you can hear about apologetic.

The Best jokes about Apologetic

I'm not an apologetic Canadian...

I'm sorry, I'm just not

A Frenchman, Englishman and a woman on a plane.

There was an Englishman, a Frenchman and a woman sitting together on a plane.

The pilot made an apologetic announcement that the passenger lighting was faulty and may go out for periods of time during their journey.

Right on cue, the lights went out and it was completely dark.
Then there was a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a really loud *SLAP*.

When the lights came back on, the woman and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened, and the Frenchman had a nasty red slap mark on his face.

The Frenchman was thinking: "The English fella must have kissed the woman and she missed him and slapped me instead."

The woman was thinking: "The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the English fella and got slapped for it."

The English guy was thinking: "This is great. The next time the power goes out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French guy again."

Do you know why Americans think Canadians are so apologetic?

It's because every time someone tells us they're American, we say "oh, sorry."

What did the apologetic rapist say to the virgin.

I'm sorry for taking your virginity, it won't happen again.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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