Apolo Jokes

Following is our collection of ohno humor and pills one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apolo puns for adults, dirty jones jokes or clean apology gags for kids.

There is an abundance of olympian jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 18 funniest jokes on apolo. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any basically witze you can hear about apolo.

The Best jokes about Apolo

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" usually mean the same thing

...except at a funeral

Saying "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" means the same thing ...

Unless you're at a funeral.

I'm not an apologetic Canadian...

I'm sorry, I'm just not

Saying "I'm sorry" is the same as saying "I apologize"

Except at a funeral

I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes.

All of the good ones argon.


"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" are synonyms

Unless you're at a funeral

Usually, "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" are used synonymously...

But I wouldn't recommend it at a funeral.

I'll just apologise right now...

A man goes to the doctor. He says, "Doc, I think there may be something wrong with the pills you gave me last time."

The doctor peered over his glasses, "Why do you think that, Mr Jones?"

"I keep veering to the left, then to the right."

"I shouldn't worry about that," replies the doctor. "Those are just side effects..."

I apologise for the following joke, it's a long one...

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What did the apologetic rapist say to the virgin.

I'm sorry for taking your virginity, it won't happen again.

A Women' Apology

I am sorry,
But it was Your mistake.


I never apologise, and I will never explain myself.

I'm sorry, it's just the way I am.

I just got done apologizing to my barbershop quartet

I gathered them to sing a song about a bucket with a lot of water in it.

It turned out to be solo.

I never apologize...

I'm sorry.

How does SchrΓΆdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

I apologize for not knowing my 90's boy bands.

I was never *NSYNC with the trends.

I never apologize

I am sorry but that's just the way I am.

Never Apologise! Never Explain!

Sorry, that's my motto.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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