Uproarious Apolo Jokes to Share with Friends
Saying "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" means the same thing ...
Unless you're at a f**....
I'm not an apologetic Canadian...
I'm sorry, I'm just not
"I'm sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing.
Unless you're at a f**....
I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes.
All of the good ones argon.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" are synonyms
Unless you're at a f**...
Usually, "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" are used synonymously...
But I wouldn't recommend it at a f**....
I had to apologize to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction.
I said, Hope there are no hard feelings.
I'll just apologise right now...
A man goes to the doctor. He says, "Doc, I think there may be something wrong with the pills you gave me last time."
The doctor peered over his glasses, "Why do you think that, Mr Jones?"
"I keep veering to the left, then to the right."
"I shouldn't worry about that," replies the doctor. "Those are just side effects..."
Not sure if that one has already been here, if so - I apologize
A man drives his car on the highway, when he hears the following traffic warning on the radio "Drivers, be careful there is a wrong way driver coming on the highway 9 in the direction of Berlin."
"Whaat?", shouts out the man to himself. "One?? More like a thousand of them!!"
I'd like to apologize to all my fellow Californians for the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them.
I apologise for the following joke, it's a long one...
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Apology
(an old Yiddish joke)
The court jester argued with the king about whether an apology could be worse than the crime.
Later that day the king was going up the stairs when he felt a hand on his behind. He turned around to see the jester.
"I'm sorry your Highness, I apologize. I thought you were the Queen.
What did the apologetic r**... say to the v**....
I'm sorry for taking your virginity, it won't happen again.
I apologize to all the people I told they were only average persons.
I didn't mean it.
I'm sorry and I apologise have the same meaning
Except in a f**...
A Women' Apology
I am sorry,
But it was Your mistake.
I never apologise, and I will never explain myself.
I'm sorry, it's just the way I am.
I just got done apologizing to my barbershop quartet
I gathered them to sing a song about a bucket with a lot of water in it.
It turned out to be solo.
I never apologize...
I'm sorry.
How does Schrödinger apologise?
Sorry not sorry
I never apologize
I am sorry but that's just the way I am.
Never Apologise! Never Explain!
Sorry, that's my motto.
I apologize for not knowing my 90's boy bands.
I was never *NSYNC with the trends.
What do you call a mint on a mission to the moon?
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