Apollo Jokes

Funniest Apollo Short Jokes

Short apollo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The apollo humour may include short challenger jokes also.

1. Canada's starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon They're calling the spaceship Apollo-G.
2. Why didn't NASA name apollo rocket with letters? Because if Apollo F crashed with all it's crew, they would have to make an Apollo G.
3. The God of the Sun has burnt millions and millions of people... ... But that's ok, because he Apollo-gized.
4. I'm not saying... Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died.
5. My Hispanic friend keep telling me that NASA always have sent chicken propelled rockets to space Look at all the "Apollo" missions, he say
6. You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days. They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket.
   It was a herd shot round the world.
7. Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon? Its an easier target.
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   Yes. Its incredibly lame.
8. What do you get when you cross a joke with a celestial Greek dairy product? Apollo cheese for the punchline.
9. Ivan Drago didn't seem to care too much when he found out Apollo Creed uses just for men... He simply responded with "If he dyes, he dyes."
10. Everyone says that Apollo 13 is a great movie But do I have to watch twelve movies first to understand the plot???

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Apollo One Liners

Which apollo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with apollo? I can suggest the ones about moon and orbit.

1. What do you call a Mexican space chicken? Apollo.
2. If Canada launched a space shuttle, what would it be called? Apollo G
3. What do you get when the sun god says he's sorry? An Apollo-gy
4. If the moon landing was indeed fake NASA would owe us a huge Apollo-gy.
5. Why is Apollo's sister so easy to find? Because she's Hard-temis.
6. Why was the Greek God Apollo named that? Because he was a chicken
7. What do you call a Spanish chicken on the moon? Apollo
8. What did Hermes do when he broke the statue? He Apollo-gized
9. What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button? I apollo-gize.
10. What does an astronaut say when he's sorry? All my Apollo-gies.
11. How do astronauts say they're sorry? They apollo-gize.
12. What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? "I Apollo-gize"
13. What do you call a greco-spanish chicken god? Apollo.
14. What do astronauts do after they have done something wrong? They are very apollo-getic.
15. Who's the sorriest god from Greek mythology? Apollo.
    Because he's always apollogizing

Apollo Astronauts Jokes

Here is a list of funny apollo astronauts jokes and even better apollo astronauts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Space Joke What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly....
  Guys, we really Apollo-gize
• What did the Apollo 1 designer do to the families of the dead astronauts? He apollo-gized.

Apollo God Jokes

Here is a list of funny apollo god jokes and even better apollo god puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the Greek god Apollo tell his sister when she asked where the Cyclops was? Over there. He's "Hartemis".

Apollo Missions Jokes

Here is a list of funny apollo missions jokes and even better apollo missions puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Everything in life is fake.... Everything in life is fake, apart from the Apollo 11 mission.

Apollo 11 Jokes

Here is a list of funny apollo 11 jokes and even better apollo 11 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a chicken going to the moon? Apollo 11

Apollo 13 Jokes

Here is a list of funny apollo 13 jokes and even better apollo 13 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I liked Apollo 13, but... I found Apollo 18 to be about 1.385 times better.

Gather Around for Fun Apollo Jokes and Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about apollo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean launch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make apollo pranks.