Apollo Jokes

Following is our collection of challenger humor and zeus one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apollo puns for adults, dirty space jokes or clean cosmic gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Apollo

If Canada launched a space shuttle, what would it be called?

Apollo G

RIP Neil Armstrong

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

Back during the Apollo moon-missions, NASA astronauts left an American flag on the surface of the moon.

Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.

Hippocrates and the Prophet

Tiresias, blind prophet of Apollo, once went to Hippocrates with a serious case of depression. In no time, Hippocrates had figured it out -- "Aha!" said he; "an imbalance of black bile!" He bled the excess melancholia into an urn and handed it to the prophet. Tiresias did not see the humour.

I'm not saying...

Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died.


You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days.

They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket.

It was a herd shot round the world.

Why was the Greek God Apollo named that?

Because he was a chicken

What do you call a Spanish chicken on the moon?

Apollo

Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon?

Its an easier target.

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Yes. Its incredibly lame.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a celestial Greek dairy product?

Apollo cheese for the punchline.

Ivan Drago didn't seem to care too much when he found out Apollo Creed uses just for men...

He simply responded with "If he dyes, he dyes."


Everyone says that Apollo 13 is a great movie

But do I have to watch twelve movies first to understand the plot???

What do you call an ice skater going to the moon?

Apollo Oh-No!

What did the Greek god Apollo tell his sister when she asked where the Cyclops was?

Over there. He's "Hartemis".

What did the Apollo 1 designer do to the families of the dead astronauts?

He apollo-gized.

What do you call a greco-spanish chicken god?

Apollo.

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