The Best 9 Apollo Astronauts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apollo Astronauts jokes. There are some apollo astronauts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apollo astronauts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Apollo Astronauts Jokes and Puns

RIP Neil Armstrong

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

Back during the Apollo moon-missions, NASA astronauts left an American flag on the surface of the moon.

Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.

What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button?

I apollo-gize.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.


What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

"I Apollo-gize"

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What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly....

Guys, we really Apollo-gize

What did the Apollo 1 designer do to the families of the dead astronauts?

He apollo-gized.

What do astronauts do after they have done something wrong?

They are very apollo-getic.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apollo astronauts jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apollo astronauts piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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