Following is our collection of funny Apocalyptic jokes. There are some apocalyptic alpha jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apocalyptic doomsday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They're calling it Mad Marx
And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
Melania: So what do we do?
Donald : Sex?
Melania: What about the remaining 8 minutes?
It was apocalyptic.
My fat, ugly mate said to me One good thing about the world ending today, at least I'll get laid finally
Don't be an idiot mate! I said
What, you don't think the world will end? he replied
No, there's no chance you'll get laid
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apocalyptic biblical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working apocalyptic dystopian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.