The Best 6 Apocalyptic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apocalyptic jokes. There are some apocalyptic alpha jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apocalyptic doomsday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Apocalyptic Jokes and Puns

Have you heard about the new movie set in a post apocalyptic world where the proletariat control the means of production?

They're calling it Mad Marx

I went to the local library

And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Nasa just declared an apocalyptic asteroid is reaching earth in 10 minutes.

Melania: So what do we do?

Donald : Sex?

Melania: What about the remaining 8 minutes?

Why did the world end when a Mexican guy's mouth quivered?

It was apocalyptic.

Apocalyptic Pootang

My fat, ugly mate said to me One good thing about the world ending today, at least I'll get laid finally
Don't be an idiot mate! I said
What, you don't think the world will end? he replied
No, there's no chance you'll get laid

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apocalyptic biblical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apocalyptic dystopian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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