Apocalyptic Jokes

Following is our collection of fou humor and alpha one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apocalyptic puns for adults, dirty catastrophe jokes or clean doomsday gags for kids.

There is an abundance of biblical jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on apocalyptic. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any dystopian witze you can hear about apocalyptic.

The Best jokes about Apocalyptic

Have you heard about the new movie set in a post apocalyptic world where the proletariat control the means of production?

They're calling it Mad Marx

I went to the local library

And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Nasa just declared an apocalyptic asteroid is reaching earth in 10 minutes.

Melania: So what do we do?

Donald : Sex?

Melania: What about the remaining 8 minutes?

Why did the world end when a Mexican guy's mouth quivered?

It was apocalyptic.

Apocalyptic Pootang

My fat, ugly mate said to me One good thing about the world ending today, at least I'll get laid finally
Don't be an idiot mate! I said
What, you don't think the world will end? he replied
No, there's no chance you'll get laid

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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