Apocalypse Jokes

Funniest Apocalypse Short Jokes

Short apocalypse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The apocalypse humour may include short end of the world jokes also.

1. Why is the deep south US the safest place to relocate during the zombie apocalypse? Toothless zombies can't bite.
2. Beware of BMW owners during the zombie apocalypse. They'll never tell you when they're turning.
3. If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I really hope it starts in Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
4. Back to the Drawing Board (after the Apocalypse)
   God: *sigh* "Ok. This time I'm going to make them all the same color.
5. Apparently I have catastrophically misunderstood what "apocalypse" means all this time. Oh well. It's not the end of the world.
6. Everyone was laughing at me yesterday for not knowing what apocalypse means But I guess it's not the end of the world.
7. My friend was shocked when I told him I don't know what the word apocalypse means. I said Relax. It's not the end of the world.
8. You know why there's Four Horsemen in the Apocalypse? Because they can't afford any gasoline!
9. Imagine being in Walmart during the zombie apocalypse On one side are lumbering, fat things with mucus coming out there nose dragging themselves across the ground and on the other side are zombies
10. I was watching a horror movie about the Apocalypse. It took me 5 minutes to realise I was on the news channel.

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Apocalypse One Liners

Which apocalypse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with apocalypse? I can suggest the ones about revelation and disaster.

1. So what if I don't know what "apocalypse" means. It's not like it's the end of the world
2. Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse? The living room.
3. How do you kiss someone at the end of the world? On the apocalypse.
4. What is considered an apocalypse by a zombie? A Necrophiliac outbreak
5. I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. He told me the end is neigh.
6. People are making apocalypse jokes... like there's no tomorrow!!
7. What's the best state to be in during a nuclear apocalypse? Vegetative
8. It's really easy to survive a zombie apocalypse It's a no-brainer
9. What do you call a zombie apocalypse in Wisconsin? Parmageddon
10. Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end.
11. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, how's first to lose his job? a necromancer
12. What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse? Meals on wheels...
13. Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
14. When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
    The zombies do.
15. During a zombie apocalypse a husband and wife are ransacking a supermarket..

Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Here is a list of funny zombie apocalypse jokes and even better zombie apocalypse puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• what kind of apocalypse would be best for the economy? A zombie apocalypse, because zombies are great consumers!
• I survived a zombie apocalypse by wearing a maga hat The zombies thought I had no brain to eat
• Why aren't Hungarians worried about the prospect of starving in a Zombie apocalypse? Well there will always be Ghoul hash.
• Where should you go in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Old folks home. Nobody has teeth to bite you!
• Why hasn't the zombie apocalypse happened already? Someone's really been dragging their feet on that.
• Did you hear about the marine veterinarian who stopped the zombie apocalypse and operated on a terminally ill sea cow? People say she was Hugh manatee's only hope.
• I just watched a movie following a black man in a zombie apocalypse. It was the shortest movie I've ever watched.
• TIL that the safest place during a massive zombie apocalypse is China. Because they have a One-Zombie policy.
• The one place to should head to straight away during a zombie apocalypse on a cruise ship. A salad bar.
• If a zombie apocalypse ever happened the world would end up having only zombies and blondes

Uproarious Apocalypse Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

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