Fun-Filled Apiary Jokes to Boost Your Mood
A man walks into an apiary and asks for a dozen bees.
The beekeeper nods and carefully counts out 13 bees. The man realizes this and points it out, "That's one too many.
*"No worries. It's a freebie."*
A guy walks into a pet shop planning on building his own apiary.
He asks for a dozen bees to get him started. The shopkeeper counts out thirteen bees and puts them in a box for him. Being honest, the guy says there's one too many, but the shopkeeper points at one and says.....
That one's a freebee
I used to be a beekeeper
I remained so until the Monkees came to my town. Rather than take care of my apiary, my girlfriend wanted me to take her to the concert. I didn't think she was serious, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver.
I'm going to have to sue the zoo...
... I visited the apiary and there weren't any monkeys at all, just a s**... bunch of bees.
I went to the sale at the apiary
I thought I would get some really cheap honey, but I got stung.
