Apiary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apiary jokes. Read apiary gorillaz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apiary beeswax puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Fun-Filled Apiary Jokes to Boost Your Mood

A man walks into an apiary and asks for a dozen bees.

The beekeeper nods and carefully counts out 13 bees. The man realizes this and points it out, "That's one too many.

*"No worries. It's a freebie."*

A guy walks into a pet shop planning on building his own apiary.

He asks for a dozen bees to get him started. The shopkeeper counts out thirteen bees and puts them in a box for him. Being honest, the guy says there's one too many, but the shopkeeper points at one and says.....

That one's a freebee

I used to be a beekeeper

I remained so until the Monkees came to my town. Rather than take care of my apiary, my girlfriend wanted me to take her to the concert. I didn't think she was serious, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver.

I'm going to have to sue the zoo...

... I visited the apiary and there weren't any monkeys at all, just a s**... bunch of bees.

I went to the sale at the apiary

I thought I would get some really cheap honey, but I got stung.

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