The Best 5 Apiary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Apiary jokes. There are some apiary gorillaz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apiary beeswax puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Apiary Jokes and Puns

A man walks into an apiary and asks for a dozen bees.

The beekeeper nods and carefully counts out 13 bees. The man realizes this and points it out, "That's one too many.

*"No worries. It's a freebie."*

A guy walks into a pet shop planning on building his own apiary.

He asks for a dozen bees to get him started. The shopkeeper counts out thirteen bees and puts them in a box for him. Being honest, the guy says there's one too many, but the shopkeeper points at one and says.....

That one's a freebee

I used to be a beekeeper

I remained so until the Monkees came to my town. Rather than take care of my apiary, my girlfriend wanted me to take her to the concert. I didn't think she was serious, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver.

I'm going to have to sue the zoo...

... I visited the apiary and there weren't any monkeys at all, just a stupid bunch of bees.

I went to the sale at the apiary

I thought I would get some really cheap honey, but I got stung.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apiary hive puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apiary shelfish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes