Apiarists Jokes
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Independent Opinion
A man and a women are sitting in a cafe chatting.
The man leans over and quietly asks the woman, "What do you think of that girl sitting just behind you? Do you think she is attractive?"
The woman slowly turns, examines the girl, and responds, "I really don't think so. She is physically fit, but she is not beautiful."
The man says, "Well...I, for one, think she is beautiful."
To which the woman responds, "Well maybe we should ask an apiarist, you know, a bee keeper."
The man asks, "Why on earth would we ask a bee keeper?"
The woman, matter of factly states, "Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder."
Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
When you meet an apiarist, look deep into his eyes...
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
What did the apiarist say when his blind date turned out to be a fatty?
Oh, bees!
Who has the prettiest eyes?
The apiarist, for beauty is in the eyes of the bee-holder
A guy looking to become a bee farmer went to a seasoned Apiarist and asked if he could buy some bees off him to start up a hive. The Apiarist said he had plenty to spare and was having a sale for 50 bees for $50...
The man bought the bees, went home and began putting the bees into the empty hive; he counted each one to make sure he got his moneys worth but by the end of the gruelling task he realized he had not 50 but 51 bees. He called the seasoned Apiarist and asked why he was given 51 bees when the sale was for 50.
The Apiarist replied: >!that's a free-bee!<
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