Comedy Apiarist Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
A guy looking to become a bee farmer went to a seasoned Apiarist and asked if he could buy some bees off him to start up a hive. The Apiarist said he had plenty to spare and was having a sale for 50 bees for $50...
The man bought the bees, went home and began putting the bees into the empty hive; he counted each one to make sure he got his moneys worth but by the end of the gruelling task he realized he had not 50 but 51 bees. He called the seasoned Apiarist and asked why he was given 51 bees when the sale was for 50.
The Apiarist replied: >!that's a free-bee!<
Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Who has the prettiest eyes?
The apiarist, for beauty is in the eyes of the bee-holder
When you meet an apiarist, look deep into his eyes...
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
What did the apiarist say when his blind date turned out to be a fatty?
Oh, bees!
