Apiarist Jokes

Following is our collection of buyer humor and farmyard one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apiarist puns for adults, dirty entomologist jokes or clean hive gags for kids.

There is an abundance of bee jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on apiarist. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any beehive witze you can hear about apiarist.

The Best jokes about Apiarist

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Independent Opinion

A man and a women are sitting in a cafe chatting.

The man leans over and quietly asks the woman, "What do you think of that girl sitting just behind you? Do you think she is attractive?"

The woman slowly turns, examines the girl, and responds, "I really don't think so. She is physically fit, but she is not beautiful."

The man says, "Well...I, for one, think she is beautiful."

To which the woman responds, "Well maybe we should ask an apiarist, you know, a bee keeper."

The man asks, "Why on earth would we ask a bee keeper?"

The woman, matter of factly states, "Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder."

When you meet an apiarist, look deep into his eyes...

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What did the apiarist say when his blind date turned out to be a fatty?

Oh, bees!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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