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Aphrodite Jokes

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So when Aphrodite sprawls out bare-a**... n**... in a giant clam shell, she's a "goddess."

But when I do it, supposedly I'm "a drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium."

Sure, Aphrodite poses n**... in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess.

But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'.

They say your body is a temple, and mine is the Temple of Aphrodite...

Destroyed and in ruins

When Aphrodite poses n**... on a seashell she's "beautiful" and "a goddess"

But when I do it apparently I'm "drunk" and "barred from the Sea Life Centre".


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