5+ Comical & Quirky Aphrodite Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

Aphrodite Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aphrodite jokes. There are some aphrodite grotesque jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aphrodite melvina puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical & Quirky Aphrodite Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

So when Aphrodite sprawls out bare-ass naked in a giant clam shell, she's a "goddess."

But when I do it, supposedly I'm "a drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium."

Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess.

But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'.

They say your body is a temple, and mine is the Temple of Aphrodite...

Destroyed and in ruins

When Aphrodite poses naked on a seashell she's "beautiful" and "a goddess"

But when I do it apparently I'm "drunk" and "barred from the Sea Life Centre".

What do Aphrodite and Ryan Seacrest have in common?

They're both made from seafoam

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aphrodite latch puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aphrodite higher piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.