Comical & Quirky Aphrodite Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
So when Aphrodite sprawls out bare-ass naked in a giant clam shell, she's a "goddess."
But when I do it, supposedly I'm "a drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium."
Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess.
But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'.
They say your body is a temple, and mine is the Temple of Aphrodite...
Destroyed and in ruins
When Aphrodite poses naked on a seashell she's "beautiful" and "a goddess"
But when I do it apparently I'm "drunk" and "barred from the Sea Life Centre".
What do Aphrodite and Ryan Seacrest have in common?
They're both made from seafoam