The Best 10 Aphrodisiac Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aphrodisiac jokes. There are some aphrodisiac sharknado jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aphrodisiac erectile puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aphrodisiac Jokes and Puns

Massaging the wife

Italian : Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil, then we made love and I made her scream non stop 5 minutes.

French : Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream 15 minutes.

American : Thats nothing! Last night I massaged my wife with cheese, then made love and made her scream for 2 hours.

Italian and French, astonished : 2 hours ! How !?

American : I wiped my hands on the curtains...

I just patented my new combination aphrodisiac and stool softener!

SexLax: "Easy come, easy go!"

Wow! A sort-by-new gold! I'm honoured!

I can't say whether or not science can create an aphrodisiac from fermented soybeans, but...

...I can say that it needs to be called Miso Horny.

A chemist tried to impress his beautiful lab assistant...

He began my mixing two chemicals previously uncombined in hopes it would produce a strong aphrodisiac. Upon smelling the fumes, the assistant instantly vomited onto the chemist's face.

That was not the reaction he was hoping for.

They say comedy is an aphrodisiac.

So I guess when women laugh at me after sex it's a good thing?


Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac?

It turns "NO! NO! NO!" into "MMM! MMM! MMM!"

What do you call Bob Ross spinning around in circles at a theatre play?

Aphrodisiac

I heard oysters were an effective aphrodisiac, so I ate a dozen.

Only four of them worked.

What food does an axe murderer think is the best aphrodisiac?

Chopped dates

TIL that oysters can act as an aphrodisiac when consumed in large quantities

Now I can't stop shucking.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aphrodisiac wonderland jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aphrodisiac colombian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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