Aphrodisiac Jokes

Aphrodisiac jokes can spice up your relationship, or just bring a chuckle. Explore the classic connection between oysters and aphrodisiacs, or laugh at the consequences when an antidote is taken with an herbal remedy. Check out these funny puns and trycoxagain jokes to bring a romantic touch to any evening.

Charming Humor Aphrodisiac Jokes with Loads of Fun

Massaging the wife

Italian : Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil, then we made love and I made her scream non stop 5 minutes.

French : Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream 15 minutes.

American : Thats nothing! Last night I massaged my wife with cheese, then made love and made her scream for 2 hours.

Italian and French, astonished : 2 hours ! How !?

American : I wiped my hands on the curtains...

I just patented my new combination aphrodisiac and stool softener!

SexLax: "Easy come, easy go!"

Wow! A sort-by-new gold! I'm honoured!

What's the opposite of an Aphrodisiac?

Wedding cake

I can't say whether or not science can create an aphrodisiac from fermented soybeans, but...

...I can say that it needs to be called Miso h**....

A chemist tried to impress his beautiful lab assistant...

He began my mixing two chemicals previously uncombined in hopes it would produce a strong aphrodisiac. Upon smelling the fumes, the assistant instantly vomited onto the chemist's face.

That was not the reaction he was hoping for.

They say comedy is an aphrodisiac.

So I guess when women laugh at me after s**... it's a good thing?

Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac?

It turns "NO! NO! NO!" into "MMM! MMM! MMM!"

What do you call Bob Ross spinning around in circles at a theatre play?


I heard oysters were an effective aphrodisiac, so I ate a dozen.

Only four of them worked.

What food does an axe m**... think is the best aphrodisiac?

Chopped dates

TIL that oysters can act as an aphrodisiac when consumed in large quantities

Now I can't stop shucking.

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