Aphasia Jokes
3 aphasia jokes and hilarious aphasia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aphasia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Aphasia Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good aphasia joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A doctor diagnosed me with...
... Paranoid Schizophrenia.
But he's just out to get me. So are you.
... Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Which means I am AWESOME!
... Multiple Personality Disorder.
But we don't believe him.
... Expressive Aphasia.
Cheddar concrete levitates archetypal moonbeams.
... Dementia.
But I maintain full cognitive... Um. What was the question?
Toughest time of my Life
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis... I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.
My speech therapist asks how my Aphasia is coming along.
Hard to say...
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