Apeshit Jokes

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So the Pope visits Queen Elizabeth II...

... and she says : "Watch, Francis! With a wave of my hand, I can make every loyal subject go completely hysterical!" So she waves at the crowd and every loyal subject goes completely a**.... So Francis tells her : "Well, Elizabeth, with a wave of my hand, I can give every Scotsman and Irishman eternal joy!" And she replies : "I'd like to see that!" .... So he slaps her.

So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..

And social media went a**....

I hate being used as a thesaurus.

A mate just asked another term for "monkey dung" and I went a**....

When girls remove polish with chemicals no one bats an eye.

But when n**... remove Polish with chemicals everyone goes ape-s**...

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