Apeshit Jokes

Following is our collection of insane humor and hysterics one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Apeshit puns for adults, dirty mad jokes or clean nutty gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Apeshit

So the Pope visits Queen Elizabeth II...

... and she says : "Watch, Francis! With a wave of my hand, I can make every loyal subject go completely hysterical!" So she waves at the crowd and every loyal subject goes completely apeshit. So Francis tells her : "Well, Elizabeth, with a wave of my hand, I can give every Scotsman and Irishman eternal joy!" And she replies : "I'd like to see that!" .... So he slaps her.

So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..

And social media went apeshit.

I hate being used as a thesaurus.

A mate just asked another term for "monkey dung" and I went apeshit.

When girls remove polish with chemicals no one bats an eye.

But when nazis remove Polish with chemicals everyone goes ape-shit

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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