The Best 5 Apeshit Jokes

Following is our collection of Apeshit jokes which are very funny. There are some apeshit hysterics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these apeshit nutty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Apeshit Jokes and Puns

So the Pope visits Queen Elizabeth II...

... and she says : "Watch, Francis! With a wave of my hand, I can make every loyal subject go completely hysterical!" So she waves at the crowd and every loyal subject goes completely apeshit. So Francis tells her : "Well, Elizabeth, with a wave of my hand, I can give every Scotsman and Irishman eternal joy!" And she replies : "I'd like to see that!" .... So he slaps her.

So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..

And social media went apeshit.

I hate being used as a thesaurus.

A mate just asked another term for "monkey dung" and I went apeshit.

When girls remove polish with chemicals no one bats an eye.

But when nazis remove Polish with chemicals everyone goes ape-shit

This white-trash redneck called me a monkey at school today.

It made me so angry that I went apeshit at him.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the apeshit freud jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working apeshit orangutan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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